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mirror master ✨ That’s us! Mirror Master and… Evan.

CONSTANTINE more like mirror Muppets. You are both a pair of morons.

mirror master ✨ Which muppets. Beaker and Bunsen? Statler and Wardolf?

CONSTANTINE dick and balls.

Dr. Kirk Langstrom 🦇 I'd like to have sex one more time with my wife who stole my work and tried to take over Gotham 9 years ago. My body yearns for hers. The ultimate downside to finding "the one" is she may turn out to be evil and leave you wanting.

commander cold yo dude are you good

ZOOM I know what’s going on here. I know what’s going on here. Okay? I do. And if you want me to wander back to the Keystone Police Department to spill the beans...

I’m the only one out of the loop, it would seem... and if we check the Clown’s files here— I don’t NEED to open the folder, because I know what’s in there. It’s a big ol’ CREAM PIE, GANG. It’s a CLOWN TOY. HELLO!! Something used to cause inconvenience, not kill! A little bit of trivia that I happen to know about The Clown as a rogue. That kind of little tidbit would serve me well in most criminal profiling cases, unless it had been RIGGED FROM THE BEGINNING!

Oh, I’ve only just BEGUN to pull the thread on this sweater, friends. You would THINK in a case where there are only TWO possible correct choices, that one would STUMBLE INTO the right answer every so often, wouldn’t you? In fact, the probability of a rogue who doesn’t kill NEVER having a gun in a circus is a STATISTICAL WONDER, and yet, HERE WE ARE.

Introduced at the top as the best criminal profiler in Keystone City, what do you think that means? Icarus, flying too close to the sun. But it seems Daedalus, our little master crafter over here, had some wax wings of his own, didn’t he? Wanted to see his son fall. Fall from the sky. Oh, how CLOSE TO THE SUN he flew!

Well I’m NOT HAVING IT. I solved your labyrinth, puzzle master! The minotaur‘s escaped and you’re gonna get the horns, buddy!

IIIIII CANNNNNNOOOOOTTTT WIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN

David Singh [ David hears it. And he kneels over and spots Marco. And he gives him an ice cold stare. ]

...Weather Wizard.

weather wizard. 🌦 [ nervous smiling emoji ]

how’s the honeymoon?

pied piper 🎵 we haven't had time for a honeymoon yet.

[ hartley says, as if nothing is wrong. ]

David Singh We're still in the planning stages. Will you come out from under the desk?

weather wizard. 🌦 i’d rather not, if it’s all the same to you.

David Singh Come out from the desk.

weather wizard. 🌦 would it help if i stole shit?

David Singh NO!

weather wizard. 🌦 you know, to make it look less like he’s cavorting with the enemy.

David Singh It would NOT help one bit! I can't believe out of EVERYTHING you could say to me, you'd suggest MORE CRIME!

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