#janewords

FUCK YOU, WASHINGTON DC! If you're dumb enough to participate in politics this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to vote for Mr. Nobody and the Brotherhood of Dada! Bad deals! Government that breaks down! Thieves! If you think you're gonna find good policy in the Brotherhood of Dada, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed! If you find a better president, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass! Bring your vote, bring your ballot, bring your wife! We'll fuck her! That's right, we'll fuck your wife! Because in Mr. Nobody's America, you're fucked six ways from Sunday! Take a hike to the Brotherhood of Dada HQ, home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing! How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get to pass one law! Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off! Only with Mr. Nobody, the only president that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This campaign ends the minute after you write us a ballot, and it better not be invalid or you're a dead motherfucker! Go to hell! Mr. Nobody and the Brotherhood of Dada: The White House's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Washington DC! Guaranteed!]