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-no eating fruit in the cave

The bats are fruit bats, if you want an apple for yourself eat it upstairs otherwise the bats will for you

-stop suggesting putting a bell on Cass

They tried, she learnt how to walk around without it ringing, it doesn’t work

-stop flash banging your siblings

Not even just applicable to duke, Jason seems really keen to blind dick

-when Harley Quinn randomly breaks in stop asking to steal her hyenas

You don’t need anymore pets Damian and Steph can’t take them for you either

-refrain from standing on work benches

There’s too much equipment for you to ‘Tony stark’ on the counters, it’s not a good idea

-keep to the areas of the cave on the map

It is just a cave system, you will get lost if you wander off, Tim went missing for 2 days down there once, don’t try

-no names in the cave

Just in case someone breaks in who shouldn’t, this one is never followed

-the batcomputer is for batwork only

Stop playing CoD on it Tim. Just stop

-please use you’re own bathroom or the bathrooms upstairs to dye hair

Directed at Kate, red hair dye looks a lot like blood in the showers and Bruce almost had a heart attack

-don’t use the fire poles if you have a injured arm

Dick threw himself down one of them and made it worse so it’s banned now

-use the training equipment to train, not anything else

Bruce, staring at Tim who went down the fire pole with an injured arm: *sigh* Why?

Tim: Cause I wanted to go down the fire pole.

Bruce: You have an injured arm! It’s in the rule book!

Tim: the rule book says *an* injured arm.

Tim: *holds up two casts*

Especially a big timer like Ra's, Vandal Savage, Lex Luthor, Black Manta or really any member of the Light. Smaller threats are still concerning like Bane, Sportmaster, and Count Vertigo.

On a brighter note, Icicle Jr. would be an AMAZING soulmate.

Wally: sorry, man!

Icicle Jr: I'm okay! Shit happens in this job?)

and that lead to his own soulmark appearing. After he tracks down his soulmate (he goes on an entire epic journey for her, full of hijinks and mishaps and general mayhem, enough for, like, a two part episode), he ends up meeting Wally again in the next battle and tells him all about it.