all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

in my enclosure . straight up gnawing at it . and by "it" i mean. haha. well let's justr say . the bars

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

God forbid a girl be both whimsical and full of rage

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

‘I need to get some sleep’ says girl who won’t fall asleep until 6am cause having free time at night is cool

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

Spiders jpg

Woah dude

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wait did something happen to Jesus

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY