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Fuck ICE

Fuck MAGA

Fuck racists, sexists, homophobes, and pedos

ACAB

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Deep down you know it’s true

You know you don’t need to be smart

So let you your mind empty for The Void

Let The Void consume your thoughts, mind, personality, emotions and worries

SloppySequins “Fourth of July” Chug Challenge!

Sick of this joke of a country? Dreading others celebrating it? Bitch me too, let’s drink.

This year for the 4th of July, I will be replacing a celebration of an imperialist country that wants my family and friends dead with a celebration of anti-American perversion and hedonism.

I plan to buy a 30 rack of Modelo (my favorite beer; but bonus points for being Mexican beer in this case) and attempt to drink 25 beers in one day: one for each decade this place has existed. It seems appropriate to stay proportionate to the length of time this country has been causing pain.

I’ll be dressing up as a cute trashy trucker bunny, putting on my biggest push up bra, and posting pics and updates throughout the day. If you love horny beer chugging trailer trash, you won’t want to miss it. But 25 beers is a LOT of beer, so I need some accountability and assistance from all of you:

Every note on this post will be a sip of beer, of course, but I’m gonna make those sips stack. Every time I open a new beer, I’ll take a sip for every note I got since I opened the last one—even if I already took a sip during the last beer. So notes given while I’m actively drinking will double count.

I will be answering asks! Each ask will count for 5 notes/sips. Pro tip: if you want to ask something horny, I’m more likely to answer anons than randos I haven’t talked to before.

If you want to challenge me to chug a certain amount or otherwise make suggestions or requests, I will be open to them and posting proof of any I do.

Every beer I finish, in addition to an update, I’ll post a real life intox experience for your reading pleasure.

Every five beers I will try and improv a longer intox story. Of course, I’ll be writing the first one five beers deep…

I really hope you skip Fourth of July and celebrate with me instead. We can trash talk or just enjoy being incoherent enough to forget for a while. Or just come spectate me actively being trash as hard as I can.

See you there!