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The looking for Alaska miniseries is very good but I cried too much and it wasn’t very manly of me

my brother in christ, the entire point is to feel what there is to feel while we are here.

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They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

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Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

anonymousyellowlizard

It's insane how much more productive I am at work when I don't wear an underwire bra.

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I've had some family members ask what toys my daughter would like for her birthday and that's very thoughtful BUT. This kid has hella toys already, and today she played with:

my car keys

a baby wipe

a vinyl tablecloth

a lap desk pad thing

the dog bed

the cat tree

a second baby wipe

her own pants (off her legs)

scrap fabric from my sewing stash

a final baby wipe

a reusable straw

So she requires no more brand new plastic thank you so much for the offer.

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I did not think that flustering the pimply 20-something cashier at 7/11 would make me feel like hot shit. But that's where we're at.

#still got it #spilled whiskey

amwult

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

fairrytype

a hop a skip and a jump event is really cute

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trashshart

diva…has left the building

Someone relieve this poor man of his babysitting duties.

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defectivegembrain

Truly this is the Greendale of websites

p1nkparader

IT REALLY FUCKING IS

"As your baby gets older, she'll outgrow some items and you can put them in storag-" WRONG!!

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little guys in ghibli movies

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The Beast that Bothers

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