The Ruler Of Dumb Ideas

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

do you have a wip? have you worked on your wip? will you work on your wip? when will you work on your wip?

this is so cursed it's going on my blog

My job is literally in safety and emergency management and that phrase makes me break out in hives. Which is to say that you are entirely one million percent correct.

Alternatively by 'an easy job where they don't do much' what they mean is that they've got so much unwritten knowledge and experience stored up in their heads that they *genuinely believe* it's an easy low effort job and then leave you with a learning curve like a rocket launch and frantically spawning spreadsheets of all the shit they know off by heart

they got married btw

4) any food is better than no food

his wisdom was "get the hell out of my field"

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

jfk didn't really die that's just his party trick

jfk means just fucking kidding

just started reading the DSM-5! no spoilers please <3

have you gotten to the exile arc