isms.

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

"Doomed characters who don't know they're doomed are great" ok but what about doomed characters who KNOW they're doomed but TRY ANYWAY?? Doomed characters who RAGE AGAINST THE DYING LIGHT??? Who have nothing to lose so they give up EVERYTHING??? Who are in DENIAL even???

*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

wear your anger like a crown, wield your wrath as a sword, force them to bow at your feet

“Sleep is for the weak,” i say. my hands are shaking. i can hear colors.   

there are a lot of people who need to shut up.  not me though

me: idgaf narrator: they did, in fact, gaf

ancient god (self-diagnosed)

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

fuck it *unhinges my jaw*

sure. blame the guy who’s a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again

Hey guess what hellfire tastes like