sometime last night

Ruth: i can't say that i ever have

Ruth: why?

Ruth: omg stop lol

Ruth: i will lit fall asleep on you

Ethan: i dont care

Ruth: i'll play with yours if you play with mine

ezra: you guys decided this on prom night ?

ezra: and i didnt hear about it until now ???????

ethan: i think she did but not me

ezra: ): im sorry

ezra: well we graduated so ig it's like. Over now huh ?

ezra: eh dont feel bad for me its enjoyable in a way

ethan: prom night was technically the breakup sex lol im dead

Ruth: can i play with your hair? And braid it?

Ruth: see i didn't think it was possible for you to be any more attractive than you already are

Ruth: damn boy

Ruth: show me

ezra: prom was like two weeks ago !

ezra: if it makes you feel any better i'm having lots of sex i'm just not allowed to ... finish

ezra: which doesnt sound like something that would make you feel better but believe me it is Much Much Worse than just not having sex

ethan: seems like an eternity when you're in my situation

Ruth: what did you just do E?

ezra: ???? not even prom ?

ezra: y'all haven't gotten down and dirty more recently than prom?

ethan: oh yeaaaah prom

Ruth: no no you can keep it :) my gift to you

Ruth: yes! we should definitely do that

Ruth: yeah haha such a good friend taking it from me, aw :')

Ruth: boy you've been to the gym with me, stfu

Ethan: do you want it back or do i need a receipt

ezra: fallon hasn't let me get off in a whole Week she should be jealous

Ruth: you should know, you're the one that took my virginity lol

Ruth: it'll be worth the serious gym sessions aftwards

Ethan: that does sound like me doesnt it

ezra: ok ): you're a good friend ethan davis

ezra: i still feel bad tho

ezra: are you gonna slut it up again now that ur a Single Man. a Bachelor if you will

Ruth: if it's done right, it hurts, but bc ily and you're not happy, i won't do it hard

Ruth: yES BOY

Ruth: this is going to be the best sleepover

Ethan: is that a quote from the time you lost your virginity