No one is safe

Exclusive photo: the Jerk and the Ginger disappeared shortly after  this was taken. We all want to know what happened next.

You got that right, anon.

Will you people up your game, do something interesting?

Something is ought to be going on.

Excuse me, grayface? I put my trust in you lot and frankly you’re failing me. Shame on you.

I haven't had any gossip in days. Are you all really that stupid? You must see something. Send me it in.

Hello stranger reading this piece of text, my name is that of no importance. Yours on the other hand, will cover my blog like a fly swatted on a wall. Oh don't worry, I promise to only speak the best, nicest, most interesting things about you. Like how you're pregnant with a child that isn't your boyfriend's, or you lie repetitively so people think you're better than you actually tend to be. It's a fact of life to not want your secrets spread out as though it's butter on a sandwich but some of us are curious little bees. If you want your love life, friendships and schooling to work out honesty is the best policy! So here I am, to be completely honest with you.

I work alone here on this puny little blog, and you will need to provide me with the evidence I need to bring people out of that dusty, crowded closet. Tips are greatly accepted. And no I don't mean "who is your favorite person?" More along the lines of "____ is a prostitute." If you ask me who I ship with who, I will track you down. So come on Lima, give us something to talk about.