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Glad you had the foresight to bring a towel

I wanna coat her eggs in liquid seasoning 🤭

Good god

Manual defibrillator. This will restore her resting heart rate, trust. 😈

May as well sin while I'm confessing

Psp pssp psp...here kitty kitty

Thank you. I've been waiting all day

Maybe you're being judged by your peers? 🤔🤔

Engines perform better after a brief warm up

Sunday slamfest

When her love language is touch

🤍🤍🤍

Always tenderize before taking that kittys lives down to 8

What did you think our plans were? A movie? 😂😂😂 please 🙄

🔥

Think you'd make it to 100 strokes? 😂😂

Nothing wrong with sowing off....or advertising 😉

When you knead your dough, your load will rise

(Sighs) women are.... art

Exactly