Dave X Jade

TG: look all im sayin is we sell the footage of the space frogs bangin on top of our heads to discovery channel and we pitch it as "teenage mutant ninja tadpoles" and maybe ten years on the road when they reboot it as a live action remake that absolutely nobody wants we sue the fuckers and double the gains

GG: sure dave whatever you say :P !! by the way your blushing face is very cute hehehe <3333

TG: thanks its the frog cum

grimbark jade: *growling*

dave: do you love me too

grimbark jade: *angry growl*

dave: no? oh no

grimbark jade: *slightly loses shit*

grimbark jade: *notices camera*

rose, recording: Yeah, I got you. I got this on camera-!

Dave/Jade and femEquius requests

Man, I’m so offline, I have no excuse. I’ll probably try to excuse later, though.

All I can give you today is another bunch of old requests, so you can effin enjoy my changed-once-again style (I’m flipping table about it so hard right now, you have no idea). Hope I’ll upload something else later, but now there’s actually nothing completed to show. Yup, I’m ashamed. You guys must have infinite patience, so have my infinite love <3

This is borderline pornographic.

Hint: Equius is King Triton, Sollux is Eric and Eridan is Ursula. Guess who’s Sebastian.

It’s kind of sick that in Russian ‘onion’ and 'bow’ are the same word.