💙💚 I ship bullshit💙💚

My eyes, want you more than a melody….

So I listened to sunflower vol. 6 and the only thing I could picture was a fetus Harry pinning over a loud dancing fetus Louis

“We didn’t realize we were making memories, we just knew we were having fun”

Look at Harry.

This is the expression of a husband who is done tripping over haphazardly discarded shoes at the front door.

This is the expression of an irritated yet endeared husband who comes home to a messy kitchen because Boo went there to make a cuppa and miraculously forgot to clean the mess.

This is the expression of a husband who finds used, wet towels on their bedposts or slips on them as they are scattered around the floor.

This is the expression of a husband who scolds Boo and then asks for forgiveness when Louis doesn’t talk to him.

And, Louis’ expression?

This is the expression of a husband who is sorry for messing up.

This is the expression of a husband who is going to tease Harry about this answer after this interview.

And this is me… CRYING OVER SUCH A SMALL CLIP! 😭😍

——

the holy trinity

bonus: int.: “Where are you guys headed after this?”

Love him so much. He and his music always brighten my day.

It’s that time of year again! 2023 edition!

This is my seventh year sending holiday cards in the fandom! Help me continue the tradition!

As you may or may not know, my favorite thing in life is sending Christmas cards. Literally. Favorite. Thing. The issue? I have way more cards in my possession than I have people to send them to! Please help me out, I want to send holiday cards to as many of you as you will let me!

Want a holiday card? Please say yes!

I’ll mail you a card –  a physical card! I like to send a little something extra too, like some stickers of my own 1D art (see my foggy art tag, for instance)

You don’t have to be a mutual, or even following me!

I’ll send internationally!

All I need is your address, and a name (it doesn’t have to be your real name, I’ll send it to a nickname or your username, whatever! Be safe!)

Fill out my google form!

Or, like in past years, you can send it as an ask, anon or otherwise, or message me! (I won’t share any addresses ofc)

Important though - I’ve had a few cards returned in the past because I wrote the address wrong, so pretty please write exactly how I should address the card, including line breaks! This seems to be especially an issue with addresses in India and Indonesia! no clue why!

I tend to assume that the cards I’m sending out are Christmas cards and that I’m sending them to larries, so if you want a holiday card as opposed to Christmas, please let me know! And if you’re a 1D fan without being a larrie, also let me know! I just need to know so that I know what stamps to decorate it with and what message to write. I don’t judge/discriminate! I just want to send appropriate decorations so we can all have a fun and equal time :)

I will send these out to everybody that sends me an address before December 20th! That being said!! Especially if you live internationally, they might be… a bit late. I’m getting better at it though!

Oh dear. Ok. Please, I’m going to need you to pay attention right now then because this is so so so SO important. 

The boys went to Dallas (technically Frisco) back in 2012 to do a special show and some promo. Harry and Louis were joined at the hip being domestic and needy and clingy and blehhhhhh the entire day

How do we even HAVE this picture???? You just know Louis was whispering a thousand filthy things into Harry’s ear. 

And shortly after that I’m sure they found a broom closet or a sound proof dressing room or SOMETHING because….

Harry. was. wrecked.

Let’s make a check list shall we?

Glassy eyes.

Messy curls.

SWOLLEN LIPS. SERIOUSLY DO YOU SEE THEM???? 

Flushed cheeks. MAC has to have a blush that matches this color. And if it isn’t called Frisco or Dallas then I think the cosmetic people need to rethink their life choices.

It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure out what went on here

HE LOOKS SO OUT OF IT. HARRY THIS IS OBSCENE

And who do you think was to blame for the state Harry was in? This little guy right here. Just look at him. So proud. Glassy eyed, flushed cheeked little casanova. That’s the smile of a boy who just fucked Harry Styles’ brains out yep.

They were both so sweaty. Like………????????

“Take it Harry take it! Just like you took it a few hours ago”

Louis…./LOUIS/…. someone is ready to go again

During the show they were all over each other toooo. He’s rolling up Harry’s sleeves. Somebody make this stop ffs

A tame visual of what happened earlier/what probably happened again later

cuddles <333

So that’s the story of Dallas. I hope it was a very educational experience for you :)

I think it might have been planned based on a few things such:

Louis announcing 1 day before that he was going to be online and chat with us. He never did that before. I was already a bit suspicious when he posted that tbh

People were expecting him to be online the whole day and when he started chatting we were amused by his usual sassy self until he mentioned Freddie and then the whole Chicken Parmesan happened.

When I found out that that article was posted 1 day before it was already a little confirmation that this whole thing was planned for me

On top of everything, it’s interesting because the article quoted the “childish conspiracy theory” that he mentioned but at the time that they posted that he hadn’t even started answering questions.

But when I read the comments under that article on the writer’s end, that confirmed it even more for me. They’re saying that they prepare some articles beforehand

But honestly how do you accidentally quote something that’s not been posted yet? Do you foretell the future?

Anyways, he sat a date and made sure to mention Freddie and Larry (honestly this was the stretchiest of the strechtes on all the things he could have chose to speak about larry. He or the person who answered for him saw the word chicken and panicked and rushed to make a comment on that not realising that it wasn’t even the right dish shfkshdj) at the same time.

https://twitter.com/braverylouis28/status/1719412535575625969?t=hr4MSFDVM0zE7Dq9Yyd12A&s=19

https://twitter.com/otbrry28/status/1719418782681108525?t=cNgId_OJ2-3WkcXU8bUU0g&s=19

https://twitter.com/tobesolouist/status/1719418071885205824?t=M_AR1t6bw2wrAbdbtpLUoA&s=19

https://twitter.com/rosieoftb/status/1719423631548145754?t=q2iXvZU8kTclN76lwKKVIQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/arrogantsoabx/status/1719427379817337184?t=at5bamCnhSAURh8u0GLrWA&s=19

https://twitter.com/wineasspuffpass/status/1719429017063825739?t=AzGF8_aOtvI1TMdB9QqLOw&s=19

https://twitter.com/stefansiaa/status/1719415671165980784?t=vj2tUvsmvIl6jq2NbtPGaw&s=19

https://twitter.com/awayfromhomerry/status/1719425778872434835?t=rKEOcsNF4RvBSpJ-O3qbwQ&s=19

Bahahaha! Never stop, nonnie! These are amazing 🤣