Alice 🏳️‍⚧️🥓

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

The combination of good kush + alcohol

I ❤️ ADOPTING SPEAKING & TYPING MANNERISMS FROM MY FRIENDS

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

You are no longer ageric to gagobears

your boss takes you into his office and grimly informs you that he’s unemploygnant and it’s yours

replacing the god in godspeed with other fitting nouns has lead to some quite good combinations

dykespeed, strong sapphic warrior

.. <- two ants kissing

RIP Charlie Kirk

Realised strange nerd is an anagram of transgender and my life suddenly got better

video games aren’t meant to be played with other people. video games are meant to be played alone in a dark room at night time while you work through weird feelings about your gender.