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DASHCON 2 TRIALS 2026 FINISHED!

Alas, it seems you meddling posters have freed my hostages… what wonderful clown host bodies they would have made for, all gone to waste. @nuwhofan3 & @princepsfungorum are now free to live their utterly mediocre lives.

Well at the very least now that they’re gone, this does free up two additional DashCon 2 tickets for me to share with the world so guess what, not only is the first person to complete this going to DashCon 2 but ALL THREE ARE!!! A joke so nice they told it twice! ;o)

These following contestants:

@asleep-or-d3ad

@gamerdog1

@i-drew-a-ferret (TWO TIME WINNER!)

Have collectively won the Trials and freed my hostages!

But don’t think you’re out of the woods yet… Gwa-haa-hee-hah… >:o)

Did you think you saw the last of the Legally Distinct Trials Troupe?

I’ll be seeing you IN PERSON

LIVE AT DASHCON 2: Vive la révolution!

AUGUST 2ND.

THE DASHCON 2 TRIALS EXPERIENCE

Stay tuned :o)

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Grrrr consarn it! MY COMPUTERS ARE STILL MISSING!!! I nearly forgot to give you the password to the last page, it’s “balloons”... these things slip my mind because these fools have made me SO LUDICROUSLY BUSY! Baka Mistake!! xoP

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I’m also in dire need of some helpful assistants as well, if any of you brave volunteers would be so kind, do me a wondrous favor and peruse this flyer for me :o)

https://rubinleigh.wixsite.com/legaldistinctclowns/flyer

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And the third little rat has been found! Another plea of you followers please find out what these miscreants are doing all this for… hah-hee-hoo-hee! xo)

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Oh and while I have everyone here I would like to take a moment of your time to tell you all that

THERE IS A THIRD TUMBLR FREAK IN MY HOUSE!!! PLEASE FIND THEM ASAP

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People have been saying that I am not putting in the due diligence to find these culprits myself, I would participate in finding them too but unfortunately I seem to have another problem on my hands at the moment…

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GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS

The good news is that their locations have been found! :oD

The bad news is that they seem to have already moved… >:o/

PLEASE FIND THEIR NEW LOCATIONS!!!

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GOOD NEWS!

Looks like someone who PM’d me found the tumblr usernames of these scallywags… I think I will need their locations as well in order to get my computers back and get this started. If I’m not mistaken they’re in my house right now.

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did anyone other than you know about the computers?

I’m asking you who’s on first!

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What it taken by an owl?

Nope!

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Have you considered hiring a detective to find who stole the laptop? Like, idk, a Columbo type?

I’m made of tickets not made of money! Keep searching why don’tcha!!!

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trying to narrow down a time-frame. when was your computer stolen?

fairly recently… but I can’t be so sure

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Of course they leave me with the most broken computer I have! This PC is not Trials ready!!!

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Did @photomatt steal your computers by any chance?

he wishes…

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hey why dont you just call the police instead of outsourcing this investigation to random tumblr users?? I just wanna go to dashcon i dont know where your computer is man.

AND LET THEM KNOW ABOUT THE TRIALS??? ARE YOU CRAZY?!

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UPDATE

Good news! I have a major breakthrough regarding my stolen computers! I suspect that it was the work of ne’er do well Tumblr users seeking to steal the free DashCon ticket right from under my nose! Confounded eager opportunists! WHO the hell even does something like this? Ah well, regardless if any of you encounter anything on this blasted hellsite that might give you some information regarding WHO is responsible and WHO needs to be held accountable please let me know! My ask box is always open! I’m counting on you all!

Deadline is June 30 :o)

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I HAVE TROUBLING NEWS

Greetings contestants… As you may know today was the date I intended to put on the DashCon 2 Trials for you all, however reluctantly due to recent events I will have to cancel it for the time being. Lots of wacky stuff was in the works these past few months, really boondoggling trivia and games for eager Tumblrinas however it has all been lost. The curious among you may be wondering,

“oh dashcon-two-trials, how could this have happened? I was really excited to win a free ticket :o(“

Well it turns out some low-life thieves decided to steal my computers which contained classified trials information!!! Can you believe this? It’s an outrage! Sigh… anyhow, for my followers who would still like to go to DashCon keep an eye on this blog, I will keep you all posted on the situation as it develops

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