Das Lied von das Mücke.

the man who sold the world

Bro looks like the type of man to have one of those glasses cleaners sewn into the underside of his suit jacket😩

Bro looks like the type of man to go to bed at a reasonable time and then get up at 2am to work out😩

Bro looks like the type of man to walk into the corner of a table in a rush and apologize to it thinking it was a person😩

Bro looks like the type of man who prefers missionary because he wants to look at your face, not because it's the only thing he knows 😩

Bro looks like the type of man to really like mint ice cream, not mint chocolate- just mint 😩

Bro looks like the type of man to not trust high end businesses with his suits (tailoring and general upkeep) and only goes to a family run service in Denmark because they're the only ones he trusts not to fuck it up 😩

Bro looks like the type of man to really care about nutrition and watch his salt intake 😩

Bro looks like the kind of man to contemplate retiring early and living on a farm before realizing he'd be too bored on a farm😩