Palpatine? I Could Fix Him 💔

if you comment on someones eating habits while theyre eating you automatically qualify for the death penalty sorry i dont make the rules

whether or not men benefit from feminism has no bearing on whether feminism is worthwhile

going to walmart to buy paper towels and get sucked off by werewolves

some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force