drawings and fangirling

Ruh oh- Stan made a deal with Bill and tricked him, who could have seen this coming? Definitely jot Bill, his eye is sewn shut!

@gfwayfaringstrangerszine is out, here’s my piece

PROPAGANDA:

[Stan]

"It would be funny if the twin of the winner won."

"He would be an amazing dad, even though at first he is gruff and a bit reckless, you can see as the series goes on, how deeply he loves and cares for the people closest to him, he would do anything for his family, and he would be the most dedicated dad out there."

"Gotta get both twins knocked up."

"why should Ford have all the fun? also Stan would be a WAY better dad than Ford."

"HED BE SUCH A SINGLE DAD I NEED HIM PREGNANT AND STRUGGLING WITH A BABY AND RAISING HER THE BEST HE CAN AND SOMETIMES FAILING BUT OVER ALL MAKING IT WORK I CAN PICTURE HIM USING HIS PREGNANT BELLY AS AN ICECREAM TABLE WHILE HE WATCHES DUCKTECTIVE AND PERIOD DRAMAS."

"He's the sexier more breedable brother to me but also I just think it'd be funny if he won the second time around since Ford won the first one :)"

Grunkle Stan propaganda from last season

[Bruce]

"He already has so many kids, its time to let him make some himself."

"He has so many kids already, he should birth one."

"He's already had so many kids come to him as pre-teens or teens, often with parents before him that he needs to "compete" with for his position as their parent, so it would be nice to have him not have that pressure for once. Also, whenever one of his partners turns out to be pregnant he tends to be very excited about it, and he's often shown to be very soft and kind to babies and small children, so it'd be nice to finally give him a baby of his own. And considering the fact that there's more than one storyline with one of Bruce's lovers being pregnant and leaving and then hiding/giving the baby away for adoption, him being the one who's pregnant would keep that from happening again. In conclusion, he's got kids, loves babies, is already a single parent, give the man a baby of his own!!"

"It's been a while since he adopted a kid, maybe his next one can be home grown."

"He's due another child. Pregnant Batman would probably have to take good care of his health."

"Just look at him. Plus, he'd be a wonderful mother."

"This guy is already a dad of like a million robins, so it's about time he made some himself."

"look at him. this man loves kids so much. he loves his kids so much, you know he wishes he could have birthed them himself. getting pregnant would fix him."

(all from Batman: Failsafe (Batman 2016 #125-130))

So im a bit embarrased

I drew the boys😭

I didnt even know what a duke was specifically so i translated it AFTER I ALREADY DREW THE PICTURE and damnn i underdressed Stan. And Jimmy is in his off duty outfit.

I really hope Shanklin doesnt put this into the spam folder

Context

Okay, okay.

Let's be reasonable and normal about this, because after you send me this - and I promise I am not lying - I spend a whole hour screaming into my pillow and mumbling to myself "He is so hot.".

Edit: I still am...

I want to cry. They look absolutely perfect.

I'm getting so emotional over Stan's expression here. It's like you grabbed him out of my head and send him back to me.

My writing is unworthy. I don't know how you managed to decipher it so well to draw this. It's too good!!!

There is so much pain in there. He hurts me. All dressed up and way too thin. The Duchess' perfect doll.

He really does need that cheeseburger 😂

More breaking down and blubbering over the art and one Pear Soda AU name explaination under the cut

Not me giggling over the insanity i caused. Also i hurt myself drawing Stanny boy like this.

So like what im imagining is the puppy mentality affecting Stan a lot more than just during full moons and it seeps into his human life, he finds himself having these episodes, getting all exciteable, his ability to read people and understand personal space depleating considerably. Or maybe the word becomes too big and confusing for him and he gets aggressive, you know like how little puppies get defensive when theyre confused.

Ford is called and is put into the conservatorship with stanley, who insists he's fine and doesnt need help, all while clinging to stanfords arm because he's finally with someone he trusts and cant bring himself to tear away, puppy logic, idk. I feel like ford would find it far easier to believe stan after a week or so, since the full moon would reveal stan's puppy form and all that strange childish behaviour starts making sense.

Ty for listening to my drabble i love ur works! 😋

RIP to Stan, being turned into a baby werewolf has given him Puppy Brain 😔

Interesting if the conservatorship happens solely because Stan’s new wolf pup instincts alter his human mind too, and not because of any sort of trauma. I do think he’d be happier to be with Ford because that’s pack!! Even if he’s a little annoyed that all these people think he’s incompetent and needs a guardian.

Puppy doesn’t do well alone. Wolves are social animals, so being with Ford is much better than being on his own!

Ford is quite put off by Stan’s new strange behaviours because they are constant. Stan’s just Like That now, and will be until his wolf form grows up. But I agree that after the first full moon, Ford totally believes Stan and suddenly understands why Stan is the way he is now. Ford would be fascinated and thrilled to have a werewolf he can study, especially one that’s a puppy. He can take detailed notes about werewolf growth and development as Stan’s wolf form gets older!

Ford would have an easier time dealing with puppy brained Stan, because he at least knows why Stan is that way, and can work out how to help Stan. In regular conservatorship au, Ford has a difficult time because he doesn’t understand why Stan age regresses and what happened, or how to help Stan. A werewolf? Ford can deal with. Extreme mental health issues? Ford is floundering.

Stan affected by puppy brain BECAUSE of trauma. Ford meets other werewolves for help and theyre all "what? Thats not normal"

I imagine Ford would go from excited, happy that finally there's someone to help but as soon as he finds out it's NOT normal for Stan to act young as a human, he becomes fustrated easily. Which is funny cosidering he's supposed to like what is abnormal bur suddenly he doesn't like it because it's Stan :)

Stan will age regress but because he is a werewolf his puppy likeness seeps into it. Or maybe a young stan was always very puppy like, who knows!

Poor Stan having his brother do a 180 on him. Ford treating him patiently when he thinks it’s a normal werewolf thing and then suddenly becoming frustrated after learning it’s not normal.

Puppy Stan doesn’t understand why his brother doesn’t want to play with him anymore :( Ford would play with him even in human form because he thought it was good for Stan’s wolf development, and now he won’t play! He keeps shoving Stan away and snapping at him! :(

Ford wonders if Stan was playing a prank on him this entire time, pretending to be affected by his wolf puppy instincts as a human. Making Ford do silly things and probably laughing behind his back the entire time!

He locks himself up in his study (Stan is a grown man who can take care of himself!) and ignores Stan. Stan comes to his door and whines to be let in. Ford ignores him. Stan whines more. Ford ignores him. Stan keeps whining, sounding like a puppy while in the form of a man. Ford gets pissed off and throws the door open to yell at Stan.

Stan runs away with his (currently metaphorical) tail between his legs, scared and hurt and not understanding why pack brother is so angry with him now. He just cries about it sadly :(

Of course Ford would decide that something like simulating a full moon (likely not an easy feat by any means) is a better option than trying to deal with whatever is going on with Stan 😔 Then after some sleep and a while of only having the wolf puppy to deal with, Ford realizes he’s wrong and what he’s doing might be cruel to Stan.

How could Ford do that to Stan sob sob I'd cave so quick at hearing those whines NOOOOO

Since puppy stan is probably more of an outside dog (homeless) do you think he'd try run away like little kids usually try? I mean- clearly even pack Ford had enough of him, everyone usually does, but maybe he has it in his head to be pouty and run or he thinks something (money....maybe a million dollars) will fix it.

Cue Ford getting rhe scare of his life and running around trying to find his brother while imagining Hawks picking up the small pupper and other anomalies eating him alive. He yells at Stan when he finds him of course because how stupid can he be? (He was so scared).

But because Stan is just a Little Puppy Guy now, he doesn’t have the mature reasoning on where to go and what to do :( He knows he survived on his own before, but since he got turned into a werewolf puppy the world feels bigger and scarier.

So he just runs off into the woods. Not a smart thing to do, but little puppy brain isn’t thinking logically. He doesn’t know where he’s going or what he’s going to do, but he knows he’s not wanted anymore.

Meanwhile when Ford realizes Stan is missing he has a minor heart attack. Sure Stan in his human form might be fine, but what about when he inevitably turns into a puppy again on the next full moon? He’s tiny and vulnerable and an easy target for so many things! Time to go find his puppy brother and scold him for doing something so stupid like running away!

Ford kind of expects Stan to be happy he searched for him, and explain he’s bringing Stan back and Stan will come. Does not go to plan when Stan is upset at seeing him and refuses to come with him. Will not explain himself to Ford but will throw a tantrum about it and sit in the dirt.

And puppy Stan doesn’t have episodes the way conservator Stan does, puppy Stan is just basically A Little Guy all the time. So with no idea on what happened and why Stan is like this, Ford just accepts that it is how it is. He hopes maybe Stan will mature mentally as his wolf form grows up.

But he can’t fathom leaving his brother to fend for himself. And even if Stan’s childish behaviour annoys him sometimes, the idea of Stan being on his own like this worries Ford. So Stan gets to stay. Ford apologizes for hurting his feelings and becomes Stan’s unofficial caretaker.

So, hehe, @shanklin please accept this whatever that is. I will not accept any blame because I like crack ships. (Inspired by that)

Two Darlings of Stanley Pines.

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