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On teaching prisoners physics:
Brett: They are really curious though about everything.
Me: As they should be.
Brett: They would be great scientists.
Me: Well, they can be some day. That's what outreach is for. Diversifying STEM.
Brett: I guess I'm doing the Lord's work.
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Me: On another note, my nose has decided not to work this afternoon.
Brett: I hate when my nose doesn't work. Damn thing needs to get a job
I wish I were flying Virgin. They are the purest airline.
Brett, on his airline of choice
At this point, any hair there is good hair for me.
Brett, on hair and balding
I'm sick of gentrification. I just wanna drink at the bar on the corner that closed because two people got shot outside of it! Not at the same time--it was two different weekends.
Brett, on his Oakland neighborhood
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Bro I do measure in the kitchen. I even use the meniscus and everything.
Brett, via text message, upon receiving the measuring cup set I sent him from his Amazon wedding registry
The coolest thing about surface science is watching a pressure gauge for hours on end. Very intellectually stimulating.
Brett, via text message
You can get a lot of shit done in six days. I can read a bunch of Huffington Post articles. And I HATE the Huffington Post.
Brett, on measures of productivity
Well, thank God. Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to get trashed.
Brett, presumably on there being alcohol somewhere the intention is not exactly to get trashed
This is going to sound real douchey, but this one time I went to Tahoe...
Brett, as he proceeds to describe someone’s even douchier custom license plate
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If the pharaohs were so smart, then why are they dead?
Brett, on ancient Egyptian pharaohs
That was about 100,000 beers ago.
Brett, on when he was 17
Me: Did you say you'd never get six deep in front of professors?
Brett: No, I said I'd never get drunk in front of professors. There's a difference.
Guardian angels come in all shapes and sizes.
On a dude who bought Wyatt drinks when he was at the bar alone
Every time I try to do that, I hit a curb. It never works.
Brett, on Jesus taking the wheel
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Life’s just a bunch of shitty situations after another, and then you die.
Brett, on life
My grandpa broke his tarsal once, and he's dead.
Brett, to my friend in a cast