花樣年華

for every incel white man star wars dudebro there is a teenage lesbian with a slightly deeper and more obscure knowledge of star wars who will one day defeat him in battle

Women stick thin and malnourished on the red carpet, and people are saying you can't point out that these women are dying because that's body shaming. Girl.

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

trivial complaint i know but i hate it when you tell somebody you like an americano black or a doppio espresso and they hit you with “i like having a fun coffee” okay??? or worse when they hit you with a “black coffee was an eating disorder thing for me” because it just feels like they’re implying i make a coffee choice to maximum punishing myself. girl it’s because i’m cheap and easy to please

if qui gon had been anakin’s master, anakin prob wouldn’t have gone to the dark side. not necessarily bc he’d been a better master, but bc obi wan would be the cool older bro he’d sneak out w and confide in instead of the fake father figure he felt the constant need to rebel against. ‘palpatine has been asking me to spend time with him…’ ‘NEVER trust a politician. wait, hold. why the kriff is a decrepit thing like him trying to hang out w a 12 year old’ ‘I’m in love w padme. I want to get married!’ ‘u still have a rat tail’

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke