the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit

okay universe, i need something really really good to happen please

don’t say yes just because you feel guilty about hurting their feelings

This fucked me up.

That, my friends, is a portal.

put it back and lets pretend this never existed

Don’t put it back, its an aggressive invasive species 

Christ

That’s a lot of nuggets right there

can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god

Too high for this. Let’s watch it again

I done watched this six times

my dog creates 100% of my serotonin

I havent smiled all day… until now

Brother nature is my favorite person

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

the claire witch project

can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal

I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything

I needed this today

First time I seen her without her long nails

Let me tell ya’ll something if Jstlivinbbyy opens up a church… my ass is going