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Good Day for it Fuck Marry Kill

This one is actually easy for me XD

Fuck: Dale. He looks like he'd be fun in bed and I already like him (just no degradation please 🥺)

Marry: NORMAN. You knew he was my answer XD He's one of the F/O's where I wouldn't mind being a stay at home wife for him. And honestly, he probably needs it a littke bit. He gets to come home to an organized house, I just ordered take out (I'm still learning how to cook more than just pasta 😅😶‍🌫️) and I can be an ear for him to vent his frustrations about his sons co-workers. I know he doesn't exoect me to be a 50's submissive housewife, and thats exactly why I'd be happy to keep the home running smoothly while he has to go to 'work'.

Kill: .... Wayne. If you added Lyle, Wayne may have been in the top category with Dale 😶‍🌫️ but you didn't and Wayne is gross to Rose so he gets the plate to his head here.

Personalized fuck marry kill

This... Was debatably easy, but hard at the same time 😭

Fuck: Hessian. I just know he's gonna make a pact with the devil worth it 😏 and as long as he doesn't bite my tongue clean off, he can make me bleed while we kiss 😏😏😏

Marry: Ratigan. Like I said before, I could be his wife. We'll adopt each others' fur-daughters, I'll be happy to listen to his wicked planning and his Basil related woes. Hell! I think i could contribute a bit! I definitely would have pointed out he should leave at least one minion to watch Basil and Dawson be killed off, just in case things go wrong "No, I don't doubt your brilliant mind, love... But lets say if the camera malfunctioned while you were gone, who's going to fix it? Then you won't get your beloved photo of Basil's demise. Just saying." Listen, if he'll support my dreams of opening a bakery and writing out novels, then I'll support his endeavors to become the entire worlds greatest criminal mind. Ok? Thats just how marriage works.

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Buckman did not take kindly to me pushing Hucklebilly down the stairs clearly 😅😅😅😅 hey! I told him to let go of the cat! And its not like its gonna kill him to knock his noggin on the steps 🙄

Remember that scene in 1001 Maniacs during the hoedown where the entire town surrounded Leah and the bell? Watching her? Or when Malcolm, Lee, Joey and Lester were all heading out to get ready to leave, and the townsfolk watched them go? Basically, its clear the town knows when they gotta herd or block victims. I can see that after Miss Peaches took Harper away, I'm walking through town. My anxiety spikes as I notice everyone turning to stare, as if I'm fresh meat on the fire. My heart races and my pace quickens while I turn corners I never intended to walk down. I try to tell myself that I'm fine, I just need to finish my errands and go back home to wait for Harper.

Eventually I walk inside the shop for what I need. I'm trying to avoid the windows and avoid the ghostly glares of the townsfolk. I pay for what I need, and turn to exit... Only to find Mayor Buckman with his sword in the doorway.

Considering how loyal Harper is to Buckman, I don't think I would expect him to actually grab the mayors arm and yank him back. Maybe get between us, but I wouldn't think he'd actually put his hands on Buck, let alone threaten to break his arm!? For me!? 🥺🥺🥺

Needless to say, I'm probably not going outside on my own for quite some time. And if Buckman tries to hurt Harper in any way for his stunt, I'll be happy to introduce him to my little friend, the stairwell.

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Omgggg I know the Slasher AU is awful but I love it so much. But the regular weasels too!!!! I gotta give them more love. Its been quite some time since I've even seen their movie?? I gotta re-watch WFRR ^^

I love Greasy... But he definitely would make me uncomfortable at some point considering his... Manners 😅😖 (and if he would go crazy over me in my brown dress like you said last year? Oh boy its gonna be a while before I know peace 😖😖😖) hopefully he would see me in a friendly, respectful light at some point (not Slasher!Greasy, we both know that would never happen with him), but right now in this ask? Yeaaaahhh 😅😅😅😅

Even though I'm uncomfortable, I can see Psycho and I are on the couch and im trying to soothe him while he's curled around me because I know how unstable he can be. "It's fine" I try to convince him while stroking his mane, leaning back from Greasy as I whisper. I can handle that perverts remarks, I don't want my little loon to get in a fight.

And when Greasy says that about me, about how he can show Psycho so many other women... That hurts. That would definitely sting to hear. And I think Psycho may notice with the way I falter, and thats part of why he bit his comrade 🥺🥺🥺

I'll defend Psycho from Smartass when he eventually tries to wack them woth a plunger. He and I can retreat somewhere private while Greasy licks his wounds. "You're the only guy for me, too, you know. No one like you."

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Ok... Norman.... I'm sorry if this upsets you, and I promise I'm not upset at all. But I just... need to get this off my chest.

You remember me telling you about my family basically choosing my sexual assualter? Saying how, because I was trying to get away from him by staying with my grandparents, I was tearing the family apart? Theres unfortunately more I haven't shared.

There were many instances where my parents chose his side, since he was helping us pay rent. One occasion even had my dad mocking my crying and saying out loud how "she probably liked it, but doesn't know how to react." ... I... I... How do you even think that about your kid when she's screaming and crying after she was pinned down amd kissed in your own house??

And one time, a guy completely separate from my household intercepted me on my way home and acted friendly. I didn't realize what he was doing at the time, and I ignored my alarm bells going off because surely I can't be attacked in broad daylight, right? It was hot outside, and I had a long trek to the bus station. He offered to drive me, and I don't know why but I thought it was a good idea to accept his offer. And when I was at the bus station, he locked the doors and wouldn't let me out until I gave him my phone number. I have no idea why I didnt give him a fake number, but when I went home and told my dad and my assaulter (since I still thought he was good at this point) what happened, my father yelled at me for being so stupid, and my assualter got into what I now know was a jealous rant ending with "And he's black. Black men got BIG dicks. Good luck with that!" (Yes the guy that got my number was black and I ended up sharing that fact. I don't remember why I did, i think i was just trying to describe what he looked like).

Sure, my dad took my phone and scared the guy off, but it still haunts me how my family reacted when I told them this. A situation where I actually could have been kidnapped... Would they really say it was all my fault if I was kidnapped, murdered and/or worse? Would they say that I was just a moron that got what she deserved?? (Believe it or not, this is a big reason I made Shiny the way she is. She's the kind of woman I wish I could be; not just confident and beautiful, but strong and wouldn't have let fear stopped her from clawing a mans eyes out for doing anything like this. I wish I could be like her.)

I'm sorry, I know thats a lot and again I'm really sorry. But the reason why I bring that up is because, considering Lyle's character, I think he would say that about me too.

When I read Lyle's part, I pictured coming home and telling Norman what happened while in tears. Already feeling so so stupid because I complied with what the guy wanted instead of fighting. I was scared then, and I'm scared now with how my lover Norman will react, but I can't hide this from him. What if he finds out and gets even angrier than he'll surely be now?

But before Norman can reply, Lyle ended up overhearing and puts in his two cents. Confirming everything im thinking about myself, "Are you fucken serious?? How dumb you gotta be? Couldn't even give a fake number? Why're you so scared when you're in this family, eh?"

"Sounds like you knew 'xactly what you were doin'."

No. No I didn't want this. I didn't want the attention. I just didn't want to assume the worst in the guy. I know I'm stupid to think that, I know I'm stupid to not give a fake number or to be nice to strangers. But please, don't say I wanted this. I want to scream at Lyle, to grab him by the collar and scream in his face how he would like it if he was a woman in my situation. But this is Lyle, not just a scary motherfucker, but Norman's brother who he is loyal to...

If my own family would say that about me, how would Norman feel if I defended myself from his brother's hateful words?

Unlike Harper or Psycho, i wouldn't expect Norman to say anything at all. Do what he usually does at most; warn Lyle with a pointed look before he and I went off somewhere to discuss what I did. I don't expect him to make that threat- no, a promise. Norman doesn't make empty threats. I can't stop crying, and I cant say anything. I just- stare at Norman. Wondering when that cold anger is going to be directed at me. Because surely he'll be mad at me for causing all this trouble...

I just want to cry in Norman's arms right now actually. I need to emphasize with you that I am NOT AT ALL upset with you or that I hate this ask or imagine. On the contrary, I love it so much that I may actually go print it out. I've been thinking about a lot that I've been through the past two weeks, and honestly, I needed this. I know its fictional, and I know Norman is still a villain. But I need a guy like him that wouldn't do what my family did.

Hm... When it comes to his sexuality, I know a lot of people see him as gay. And thats totally valid! He gives off those vibes. But I think he's specifically sapiosexual; he doesn't care about the gender/sex and physical looks rarely are enough to catch his eye. But brains that can keep up with him? An intelligent mind that could challenge him? (Like a certain detective) ooooh that person, male or female, would have his undivided attention.

So if you manage to get this rat to turn his head without saying a word to him? Consider yourself VERY beautiful. Anyways-

Even if he is attracted to the mind most, there are nights where he is so pent up, needing to vent his frustrations, that he dons his hat and cape and heads out to find a lady, or gentleman, of the night. It doesn't occur often, and he rarely sees the same prostitute twice. But he pays them well, and he thoroughly enjoys his lover the whole night~

No one can convince me that the professor doesn't have a size kink. Weather or not he's always had it or it developed over time, Ratigan is surrounded by those much smaller than him, at least half his size. And he is definitely aware of this, using his size and strength to easily manhandle those around him.

Loves loves loves touching you. He is a gentleman, so he won't be groping you all day everyday. But this rat loves to trail his palms over your curves, committing every inch of you to memory so well that he could draw your form in his sleep- including any imperfections you might think are undesirable.

Like the bastard he is, Ratigan is a big tease and takes foreplay very seriously. Not just in the bedroom; he knows how touch his lover as they waltz in a ballroom with other couples that is so subtle, yet will leave you weak at the knees and whimpering suggestions in his ear for the two of disappear behind the curtain. Depending on how badly he needs you, he could be more or less daring in his approach 👀

He is a bit hypocritical though. Because if you try to tease him? Good luck even thinking about walking for the next few days 🤭

He's a more rough type of lover, more likely to lose paitence and grab your hips to grind on his erection, and puts a lot of power behind his thrusts. But that doesn't mean he isn't aware of aftercare! He takes it seriously in fact, especially if you are his S/O and not just a one night stand. He shows it through actions such as grooming you (brushing back your sweat soaked hair, cleaning you up, etc) or fetching you some water and your nightclothes if you insist- though he wouldn't mind sleeping in the nude 😏- it may take some time for him to be more verbally assuring, though; faux politeness is second nature to him, and he might come off condescending even when he's genuine at times. But he'll try for you.

I don't think Ratigan specifically has a student-teacher kink- at least he's not popping boners everytime someone calls him by his title. But he is MORE than happy to indulge in that fantasy with you. Especially if it is your first time and could use a little teaching anyway 😏 "Come here, poppet. Our lesson isn't over yet~"

I've found some fics where he has a virginity claiming kink? And I can't lie I can't stop associating that with the professor now. He's not the kind of man to make a fuss if you aren't a virgin, he isn't a mindless brute afterall. But if it turns out you are? He's definitely going to at least be smug that he gets to be the one to claim your first. And he has full confidence that he's going to ruin you for other men.

I just know this guy is into bondage. Hell I'd say he would enjoy shibari. He is an artistic perfectionist afterall 😏 Ratigan would absolutely take the time to tie you up in just the right position with silk ropes, before standing back to admire his handiwork for a moment while listening to you beg for his touch.

You all knew this one was coming 😈 when he is so filled with energy and frustration that he reverts to such a feral beast, he's got his sights set on you. He'll hold you down by your hips with one hand and the other he'll grasp your wrists together, keeping you in one place as he pounds your pussy/ass raw. Abusing those special spots inside you and making you cum for him so many times. If you aren't a quivering, dripping mess by the time he's done, he decided to hold himself back.

And yes- even when he isn't in a feral state of mind, he will overstimulate and edge you. Ratigan loves how easily he can play with your body and make you bend for him. He'll have you whimpering for his touch to pleading for his mercy after the fifth time he's made you cum on his tongue alone. And trust me darling, he isn't done. Not by a longshot.

Speaking of tongues; yes. He is a master at oral. Very skilled with his tongue and lips 😏 knows how to set the pace with you. Whether its a pretty wet cunt or a hard leaking cock, you won't be able to look at his mouth the same way again.

He will finger you with his gloves on. He'll tell you it's to protect your hole from his claws, and that is partially true. But what he won't admit is that knowing your scent will be soaked into his garment has his loins stirring. This is so beastly and uncivilized of him, so this might be one of the few things the professor actually feels embarrassed of, but he can't help himself either. Not when it comes to you~

Ben Cottontail

... I feel like he might be into Tiffany. At least if he saw her from across the street when she's acting like a normal member of society. But he's also judging her choice of fashion. Cause he's a little bitch-

Would absolutely become a victim of Tiffany's. And he'd deserve it.

Hm... I can also see him thinking Baby is cute. Like if he was driving the car and picking her up off the side of the road? But he also would quickly get the weird vibes from her.

Low key thinks Jerry is handsome, but because he's close minded, he decided to be hateful and jealous about Jerry's looks and success. Because NO he is NOT attracted to a man at all!

Henry Foxworth

Oh he would SO be into Tiffany. And he ain't afraid of it... Granted his instincts are telling him that she's bad news... But a pretty lady needs a hand with her heavy luggage? How can he resist? (*cough* imagine this is how Henry met Rena? 🤭 he got bedazzled by her beauty first and offered a hand, but then when he caught up with his instincts and saw how crazy she was, he tried to ditch? 😅)

I bet he'd be into Harper Alexander, too 😏 cute country boy with a devilish smirk? Nice. Maybe they can get into all kinds of trouble together. Henry has his fair share of experience with seducing the ladies to get what he wants (see Poppy) so thats one thing he and Harper have in common.

Moony Wolf

Hm... Tbh im having a hard time thinking of who, if anyone, Moony would be attracted to 😅 he likes sweethearts and has a bit of a size difference kink (Poppy ruined him). And I'm not sure if my F/O's line with his tastes?

I can see him thinking Tiffany was pretty- he absolutely would punt Chucky for all his fat comments before getting Tiffany her favorite treat.

And Tinman is sweet, too... But his history with wolves? Its got Moony a bit nervous 😅

Shiny Weasel

Like Rena, Baby is a cutie. But she is so evil and insane that she and Shiny would hate fuck if anything.

Shiny would look Scroop up and down, and smirk at his attitude. She's never dommed a spider before, and she wants to see if she can make that little psycho beg for her attention. (She's a toon. She's shared a bed with all kinds of toons- humanoid and anthropomorphic. So she wouldn't be deterred by an alien).

Hmm... I'm not sure if she'd be attracted to Audrey II, but she definitely wants a duet with them. They're both hot as hell singers with voices that can make any person with a working set of ears melt! Its destiny that they collaborate!

Same with Russ! Only Shiny would absolutely fuck him. His eyeliner game is on point, and she k n o w s that tongue would feel amazing.

😏 oh Harper thinks he knows how BDSM works? "Oh you sweet innocent country boy... C'mere and let mama teach you a thing or two~"

Aww, Tinny is adorable... But a bit too intense for her liking 😅

Oooh Granny is a hottie though. She likes how just because he's more on the silent side doesn't mean he's shy.

She wouldn't mind a night with Tiffany or Jerry, either. But I can see her being on more platonic terms with them. Sure! She'll help out with Tiffany and her voodoo. Jerry, you better keep your eyes off her neck though.

Terry Ratt. T

As you know, Terry likes 'em big 😏 he would be looking up (and up, and up) at RJ and need a minute sucking on his cig before he can properly speak again.

Tinman is also a lot more intense then he's used to... But he could get along with the goober (affectionate). And its sweet how he fumbles over himself when he's nervous.

Harper is pretty... But ultimately not his type. And that's probably for the best.

And now a recent addition- Ratigan 😏 a bit too prim and proper for his taste. But hey, birds of a feather flock together, right? (Besides he's big too.) They can share cigarettes! "Y'better not complain 'bout my brand, though."

Poppy O'Hare

Since my inspiration for Shiny was Tiffany, I think its safe to say Poppy would also be into Ms. Valentine 🤭 just... Don't let her see the blood.

RJ is big and gentle with animals? Poppy's tail is twitching beneath her skirt.

Harper is also akin to a certain fox... But she has learned her lesson. He won't charm her so easily.

TINMAN!!!! Yes yes Poppy would be scared at first. But can you imagine these two?? Poppy sewing him covers for all his blade fingers in the DMD universe? Tinman protecting her? Knowing how timid she is and sees her as someone delicate to protect? Especially when she's so sweet and kind to him?? I KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANON, TELL ME YOU SEE THE VISION!!!!

In a previous post I did say she would be intrigued by Scroop... but I dont think it would go any further on her part then scientific curiosity XD

👀👀👀 ok remember on your blog we talked about Ratigan and the Toon Patrol working together? I can't remember if I told you, but since Poppy is closely tied to them, she absolutely would have wound up meeting the Professor. Can you see these two sipping tea together and discussing their interests? Poppy with insects and Ratigan with mathematics and music?... I can see Poppy developing a crush on him.

.... She likes Audrey II's voice a bit too much-