Life Like An Orange Dripping Juice Over My Hands

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

LOTR abridged

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Huh. So, remember how you asked me last week if we would be friends in every universe? Well, I looked it up and uh. No, first of all. But what I did find out is that you have a bunch of things that you DO do in every universe and they're kinda weird. You become some kind of weird time traveling rapper in most, but more importantly you create a shitty webcomic in every single universe. every single one. even the ones where you die REALLY early. its kinda freaking me out man

I had a dream that I went to heaven and heaven had its own heaven-exclusive tv shows that were written and produced there in heaven and they showed me the most popular show in heaven and it was this really beautiful drama and, at the end of the episode, the credits said “Created by Mike Ehrmantraut” and they were like “oh yeah. fictional characters who die in earth media go to real heaven” and I’m like “sure but mike did some pretty fucked up stuff, wouldn’t he go to hell?” and they’re like “no, all the fucked up things he did were fictional. people only get judged for the real things they do and the only thing mike really did was bring joy to millions of viewers” and i think that’s beautiful

[flirtily, but with a distinctly nauseous look on my face] hey. do you want to reinforce the idea that our bodies are made to hurt together.

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

postmodern furry roleplay scenario