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dennis whitaker is totally an eater.
he gets wasted off of his gf’s pussy. utterly drunk off of it. he could be down there for hours and still not get tired of it.
dennis is truly a giver in every sense of the word (& not just sexually). sure, he likes getting sucked off, but nothing compares to the feeling of burying himself between his girl’s thighs and lapping at her until she’s trembling. it’s exhilarating providing that kind of pleasure for someone he loves so dearly.
he’ll eat pussy literally anywhere. the backseat of a car? absolutely. the kitchen? yes please. outside? as long as nobody can see. at work? he used to sleep upstairs, surely he can take a ten minute break.
dennis never thought he could manage being dominant in bed until he learned the art of going down on a girl. he realized that he loved the feeling of making her squirm, moan, fall apart beneath him. giving head is more than just sexy — to dennis, it gives him a sense of confidence he never thought he’d attain.
I completely understand why people believe that Dennis is a golden retriever, but I want to propose a more likely scenario:
Dennis Whitaker is a miniature long haired dachshund.
I have two, personally. Let me tell you, they are BRATS. They yell at you or give you big sad eyes if you stop petting them, they will act like they’re great danes instead of tiny dogs (my dad says “two dogs long, half a dog high”).
I think Dennis, when he gets comfortable with people, is a brat. We can see it with Trinity clearly (“Oh, my God. You actually like living with me, don’t you?”) and we can also see how much he likes the praise that Robby gives him.
The main grievance that people have with people comparing Dennis to a golden is that he’s so puppyish. This is solved with the dachshund idea. I’ve heard more than one story about people adopting dachshund puppies believing them to be golden puppies. They stay small and full of attitude like a puppy, even well into adulthood.
They are also extremely protective and loyal, similar to how Dennis acts around Langdon. He loves Trinity and therefore protects her, metaphorically growling and baring his teeth around Langdon.
Honestly, my best reasoning is just… look at them. That’s Dennis.
photos that remind me of dachshund puppy dennis:
Robby has a HUGE folder in his phone gallery of little images of Dennis in his puppy state, always such a tiny guy. BIG attitude, though.
Desperate, needy, kept boy Dennis who quit being a doctor a while ago, content to be Robby’s sweet little housewife. When he had told Robby about what he wanted, Robby had nodded like it was obvious and just said Well of course. Puppies don’t work, do they? At least not ones with such perfect cunts. It had made Dennis dizzy with arousal, and he had quickly climbed into his Daddy’s lap and whined and mewled as he got fingered within an inch of his life.
Eventually, Dennis gets so spoiled that when the ED is slow, he begs Robby to come home and fuck him. Just for a bit! Thirty minutes at the most, he promises!! He just wants Daddy to fill up his puppyparts. Dennis will call him crying, begging to be stuffed full because his hands aren’t working and his toys aren’t as good as Daddy’s cock. Working himself up into hysterics, so upset that he can’t be fucked dumb as soon as possible.
Noah Wylie supports Israel ew
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The Pitt is out for a “bonding exercise,” which of course everybody hates in theory but usually turns out to be pretty fun. This one seems to be rodeo themed, which Dennis is getting teased for, despite him not being the one to plan it.
There’s a bunch of southern/country food, which Dennis enjoys as a taste of home. Jack shows up in a genuine, high quality cowboy hat, and he refuses to elaborate on when or why he got it.
The kicker, though, is the mechanical bull. Nobody stays on it for long, save for Dennis. The blond stays on for a good few minutes, earning cheers and gifted drinks from his coworkers. When Robby is goaded onto it, he actually manages to stay on for the whole thing.
As Trinity sits to the side, laughing her ass off at their boss, she glances over at Dennis. She is quite intrigued and disgusted to see him with his thighs pressed tight together, squirming in place and his eyes big and staring at the show. Through his bitten lip, a few whimpers get out.
Oh, fucking gross, Huck! She admonishes. He doesn’t care. He wants to see what else Robby’s hips can do.
As much as I love icky Robvadi, I do want to raise soft, gentle, genuinely loving Robvadi.
After her mother pushes her into a breakdown, Robby holds her and rocks her, mumbling gentle reassurances. My sweet girl, I know, I know. It’s not fair, you’re right. Shhh, no, none of that. Not on my watch, you don’t get to talk about my best girl like that. Nobody talks bad about my Victoria. You’re so smart, and so talented, and so gorgeous. At every turn, he reassures her. My favorite person. Yes, above Jack. Yes, I would say that to his face. I’ll call him right now. He says the same to me about Dennis, it wouldn’t be new. You’re so wonderful, he understands. Everyone does.
When she dolls up for him, he genuinely understands all those men who waged war for Helen of Troy. (Though she corrects him, through blushing, that he should say Helen of Sparta. She’s more than her relationship to a man. Of course she is, my mistake. Smart girl.) Even when she’s just in sweats and a tank top, he feels so lucky. Gathering her into his arms, kissing all over her pretty face.
When she corrects him during a trauma, he looks like a lovesick puppy. Fuck, she’s so smart. She’s so capable and wonderful and he’s the luckiest man in the world. He buys her all of the pretty jewelry and blind boxes and Olivia Rodrigo merch she could ever want. He stayed up when Vampire dropped, listening to her breakdown of every lyric with devoted attention.
Victoria’s greatest feat of love? Micheal Robinavitch now doesn’t even ride two feet without a helmet.
Dennis loves loves loves his Daddy’s cock. Often, after hard shifts, he’ll just sit between Robby’s legs, his face stuffed into his crotch. Sniffing and taking in the feeling of his Daddy being all around him.
Robby’s in his briefs, and Dennis is in his boxers with one of Robby’s shirts hanging off his shoulder. He’s so fucking hard, and he’s trying so hard not to hump against Daddy’s leg or the couch. Robby’s only half hard, but Dennis doesn’t care. He loves his Daddy in any way he can get him. Robby just sits, watching the Patriots game half heartedly. He’ll run his fingers through his boy’s hair, thinking about how lucky he is. When he was younger he would get so jealous of the doms who had permanent subs, kept boys who looked so sweet kneeling for their Daddies and Masters and Sirs. Now look how far he’s come.
“You okay there, kiddo?”
“YYYeah, ‘s so good. So big, Dad.” Neither of them miss the way Robby’s cock twitches as the name. Fuck, he’s a perv. They both are. Dennis’s words are slurred and low, he’s so deep in his own headspace.
If he’s really good, he gets to keep Robby warm with his mouth. That’s his favorite, save for getting his face fucked. He loves feeling Daddy get harder in his mouth. There are many days in the Pitt when he would legitimately kill to be able to drag Robby into a closet and taste him. Just to let his mind rest.
it always throws me off when people are like “eugh i hate robby” like what??? like thats the cutiest patootie out there. wdym you don’t wanna wrap him in a soft blanket and kiss all over his face??? you don’t look at him and feel overwhelming fondness???
I was SUPPOSED to go to Pittsburgh tomorrow (it was gonna be a surprise for y’all, I was gonna post a picture of either me or my puppy beanie baby that looks like Dennis in front of the hospital that they used for ext. shots of PTMC!! I was also going to visit St. Anthony’s Chapel, which houses a boat load of relics including 22 splinters from the True Cross!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am a HUGE theology nerd so that was like my big draw) but because of the Canadian wildfires the plane has been grounded. We were supposed to leave around 3, and the plane has been delayed FIVE HOURS so far. Probably more to come. So if anyone has any prompts, asks, or drawing reqs PLEASE send them my way!!

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I’ve not put the @ for obvious reasons but like… Noah is right. I don’t wanna yuck anyone’s yum, if you like Kingdon just stop reading here and don’t come for me in my comments or reblogs.
Noah doesn’t have a “stick up his butt” he’s pointing out the OBVIOUS pitfalls (no pun intended) and plotholes in this ship. It just doesn’t work as anything other than friends.
It’s also interesting to me that you’ve painted it as if he’s completely hating on Kingdon when he’s simply saying he doesn’t understand it. He goes out of his way to say that he’s not trying to say you can’t ship it. Just that he doesn’t.
Whatever.
AMEN KING. TELL EM.
young rabbot vibes 2 me not elaborating
unironically as a Christian I don’t think I’ve ever heard a more beautiful line than “God watches out for the innocent and the foolish”
HE DOESSSS
HE ABSOLUTELY DOES
I don’t want to tell the writers how to do their job, but I really think Robby would thrive being held down by a big strong man while he’s being fucked until his brain turns to mush.
Dennis’s strap bullies into Robby, making him cry out weakly. He feels so good, better than he has in so long. He wants to feel more of this, he wants to feel like this forever.
“Shhh, baby, I know. I know, honey, it’s so much. You’re taking it so well, fuck, it’s so… you’re so tight. Bet you’re so wet, too, huh honey? Are you just dripping for it?” Dennis’s voice is soft, just like his hands as they roam over Robby’s body.
Robby’s basically presenting, and Dennis genuinely feels lightheaded over it. His wonderful, perfect boyfriend, lying so pretty and perfect as he’s fucked dumb. There are tears pouring down Robby’s face, and Dennis both wants to lick them and to kiss them away.
“‘S g-good? Yeah?” Robby stutters, still needing clarification. Needing to make sure he’s good, that Dennis has seen him so vulnerable and still loves him. Dennis couldn’t imagine ever not loving him.
“So good, Robs.” He stalls for a minute, making Robby whine. “Oh, I know. Poor thing.” Dennis kisses up his spine, and there’s nothing that could reassure Robby more. His baby cares. His baby loves him. His baby still wants to be his baby.
He grinds his hips, fucking shallowly. It’s a stark difference from the harsh, quick pumps that he had previously tortured Robby’s prostate with. Yet it’s no less welcome. Robby wants to make noise, but his anxiety gets the best of him again. He bites his lip, trying to be good. Of course, Dennis notices.
“No, no, sugar. Let me hear you. I wanna hear my pretty guy make all his pretty noises.” Dennis murmurs between sucking marks into the wide expanse of his lover’s back. He lets his own mouth run, not wanting to be a hypocrite.
“Next time I’m gonna have you on your back so I can see all of you. How perfect my angel is. See that cute tummy, too, hm? Wanna rub my clit on it, wanted to since I met you.” Robby cries out, cock twitching violently. He’s harder than he’s ever been in his life, he can’t think straight. Dennis is alternating between grinding the strap harshly into that little bundle of nerves and fucking him mercilessly, which makes Robby want to cry.
“Denny, D-Denny, can I cum? P-Please?”
“‘Course you can, darling. Make a mess for me, yeah? Good boy, baby. Good boy.”

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hucklerobby angst slow burn northeastern psychological/eldritch horror with religious trauma? perchance?
im interested…
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hucklerobby angst slow burn northeastern psychological/eldritch horror with religious trauma? perchance?
im interested…
gtfo my dash die