@darla-parker hope you don’t mind but I drew you an art…
I don’t mind at all! I love it! This made my night, thank you! :D
todays bird
taylor price
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Show & Tell
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

oozey mess
wallacepolsom
Keni
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Xuebing Du
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Love Begins
One Nice Bug Per Day

izzy's playlists!
dirt enthusiast

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@darla-parker
@darla-parker hope you don’t mind but I drew you an art…
I don’t mind at all! I love it! This made my night, thank you! :D

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Fav ship? 😘
These boys are my fav! :>
Happy (late) Birth! @darla-parker I wasnt sure what to draw but I hope I did this right?
Dudeee~ I love it! Thanka!! :DD And yee it looks amazing! :)
heyy I’m sorry Im a little late but Happy birthday @darla-parker ;w:
aGHAHHH! Thanks mate! This is really nice! To be honest I didn’t expect anything this year! XD Thanka thanka thanka!!! Don’t worry about this being late either, I’m late with alot of things lol.
Government, Monty Python Style
Still brilliantly funny all these years later.
BEST INSULTS
whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blink a few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr
If I don’t reblog Monty Python when it crosses my dash, assume I’m dead.

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Soooo it’s been awhile, huh? <lD I’m still alive. (ohgodwhy)
These three are kinda suppose to be in a zombie apocalypse, how the fuck can anyone tell? lol
(The boy to the left is Puzzlemebby’s lil’ boy Allin Mill Markfrok)
(Middle is Samuel Faireir. one of my oc’s.)
(The girl is named Emma Gardner. Another oc of mine.)
Uhhhh so I can’t convert this to my PC to give you awesome HQ but its here!
ITS Gaiges Birthday!
Its his party he gets what he wants.
Nsfw Version
Holy fuck I lose inspiration fast.
Sentence meme (Torture my character version)
Make them cry
“I never loved you.”
“You’re the reason they’re dead!”
“It’s all your fault!”
“Who could ever love you…?”
“You’re so stupid. So weak.”
“Just go away. I don’t want you here.”
Blackmail them
“Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”
“I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”
“I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”
“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”
“Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”
“I know everything. I can ruin you.”
“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”
Interrogate them
“Sing, birdie.”
“I know exactly how to make you talk.”
“You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”
“I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”
“I have means of extracting information from you.”
“I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”
“You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”
Yell at them
“You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”
“You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”
“What the fuck have you done this time!”
“You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”
“You’re not human! You’re a monster!”
“You’re a disgusting little rat!”
“You’ve fucked up for the last time!”
Physically hurt them
“What, can’t take a punch?”
“I’ll kill you!”
“It’s only a scratch, asshole!”
“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”
“I’ll slit your damn throat!”
“Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”
“I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”
“That’s going to bruise.”
Torture them… gently
“You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”
“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”
“Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”
“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”
“I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”
“Get in the locker, shorty!”
“Annoying? Me? Annoying?”

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Gothic Lolita:
Person not really involved in goth subcultures but who just likes black:
anish kapoor
@tikkunolamorgtfo relevant to your interests lol.
I’M CRY
priest
When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.
I think my dinner is possessed.
THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE”
upwardsfreefall
Me trying to hit the notes in Chandelier tbh
Screams of the damned..
tumblr radicals are so fucking detrimental to actual feminism honestly
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE
….don’t hate me for reblogging this…
There is no lie here.
And if anyone hates you for reblogging this, it just means it’s right.
I AM SCREAMING THANK YOU.
THANK YOU
Attitudes on tumblr that need to die in 2017:
- Telling people who make posts about how they’re trying to recover from their mental illness or giving other people advice on how to manage their mental illness “ we can’t all be neurotypical, karen.”
- Encouraging people to kill themselves over their opinions about cartoons.
- Assuming everyone with any non left-leaning opinions is a white cishet male.
- Assuming that everyone experiences their sexuality and romantic feelings in the exact same way.
- Acting like gender-conforming lgbt+ people and gender non-conforming cishet people don’t exist.
- Telling young girls that men are the enemy.
- Thinking that tearing down men will bring up women.
- Looking for excuses to call celebrities problematic and expecting celebrities to be perfect, flawless role models and social justice activists.
- Believing that the amount of oppression you experience determines how you’re allowed to treat people.
Pineapples on Pizza? :v
@puzzlemebby
I DARE you, I want that pizza even if it has pinapple on it! >:D

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Again I really like Darla's story and I'm so grateful for the tips you gave me but I have to ask, are you ever going to make a part 2 or possibly write a new story? If so I would absolutely love to read it.
Dude, you’re too sweet, really! ;w; I was planning to write a second part that revolved around Darla’s papa, Adam Parker. Although I’m not too sure if i’m gonna write it any time soon, because of another story that I’m currently writing.
It’s a fanfic of The Little Vampire..my childhood movie that got me into vampires in the first place. If ya realllllyyy wanna read it here’s the link!
http://archiveofourown.org/users/SourApple/works
The fanfic however isn’t anywhere near finished though, soo you might wanna strap in for the ride!
paPHPA your messages make my day, they really do! Thank you Jester! Much love to you! :DD
OOO If you can, keep me updated on how your story is coming along! I am interested in it!! :O
#tfw you’re making painful headcanons with a friend