HELL'S FAVORITE MACHINE

from another room i heard the voice of peppa pig ponder the question "daddy. where has the sky gone" and for one brief moment, before her father could reassure her that it was simply fog, i felt afraid

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

(killing with a hatchet) you guys dont think im offputting, do you?

It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure

do u ever see someone in your notifs and think wow! i was sure you'd unfollowed me by now

girls who are in love with girls? *french kiss* that’s art

OP I think you forgot the difference between chef's kiss and French kiss

WAIT YES

Honestly, I read this as OP celebrating girls who love girls with a kiss because OP is wlw

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH Y’ALL

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

Feeling inspired... Might put off writing and think about it the whole time

Hey do you guys want to mourn the life you never had with me

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"