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seeing the plants getting confused outside my home starting to sprout when it’s still winter like omggg that’s so funny and true I also am a creature that relies on ancient patterns of change to ground myself in the time and place where I live left adrift and disconnected when it’s 60F in February lmaooooooo #murder #destroy #bloodandbones #explosions

People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier

#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel) 

Back when this site truly was lawless.

ghibli movies said youre gonna be really confused for 1hr 30mins but it’ll be breathtaking so you wont even be mad about it

to this day not even sure what happens at the end of howls moving castle but damn if bird howl doesnt look cool as fuck

#does a movie have to make sense? #isnt it enoughto see female characters. thriving? #isnt it enough to see beautiful scenery and hear lovely music #isnt it enough to watch tears streaming down a face. huge? (via)

Yes! Cloth is hard work to cut with a knife. When they were trying to ban (sword) duelling in Europe, they banned people from carrying around shields/bucklers, so your defensive tool was a cloak wrapped around your non-sword fist, with plenty of loose fabric to catch your opponent’s blade. You might get your cloak torn, but you’re less likely to get your skin sliced up, and that’s the important thing.

Useful things elementary school neglected to teach me, exhibit #5839

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Florence + the Machine and Hozier may have fae energies, but Bastille has ‘immortal who has never entirely gotten over the mortal lovers he’s outlived’ energies