darkstaromance

I Am Done Fucking Around

i will now grow a tiny garden with many herbs and vegetables

If Venom came out 10 years ago my chemical romance would’ve been on the soundtrack send tweet

free him

This is the entire plot to Jurassic Park

i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.

ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao

i wish it was 1600 so i cood spelle words howe everr my harte desyred

my stupidity and my intelligence are not mutually exclusive