i'm still in love with you

I know I just made this exact post but I am not – and will never be – over the fact that ppl are rlly out here leaving google reviews on the alps and volcanoes and the pacific fuckin ocean like?? This is the pinnacle of human hubris?? If I were God I’d just be like “yeah well make your own damn planet then if you’re so smart. A 4.5 on the Mississippi River? Unbelievable”

i am bed bath and beyond disappointed in you son

a lot of people (cowards) don’t like mint ice cream. i’m not one of them

i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge

does anyone else remember tumblr’s ‘fan mail’ feature or was that some weird artificial memory that was inserted into my brain 

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

I feel like a Christian arts and crafts store engaging with ISIS in a Mesopotamian tablet smuggling ring should be more than a one-day story. 

Idk, I’m torn about this. Like ISIS are obvs scum. But are the artifacts really less safe in the hands of an American business… or a terrorist organization responsible for bombing world heritage sites?? I got one am glad hobby lobby bought the artifacts lol. Who freaking cares.

Not to blow your mind, but there are groups of people in this world besides Hobby Lobby and ISIS. They could have gone to UNESCO, or museums, or any number of NGOs, or if you’re feeling especially radical, the Iraqi people themselves. This could have been accomplished without, you know, giving money to ISIS. Plus if the Elgin Marbles taught us anything, it’s that taking artifacts to the West for safekeeping tends to be a much more long term commitment than anyone thought.