It's more likely than you think.

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

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why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

Buttholes dont give you cancer

That’s a sentence I never expected to read but you’re not wrong

How deep is your love

Emily, we’re coming for you 

don’t bite my boob

Mmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhh

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom

Shit I just dreamed Obama was my Uber driver.

I just want all the Americans to know that the Australian Federal Police Force are memeing and they’re actually doing pretty well. For a business.

Is it nihilist memeing or light-hearted absurdist memeing?

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.