my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that I couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

kids these days don't know about Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men. they'll never understand

Part of the problem with setting PJO in modern day is that my first thought was "why doesn't this kid have an IEP"

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy

god i love superman so much. what if the nicest guy in the whole world could shoot lasers out of his eyes

Shouldn't have put the new year in the middle of winter cause then everyone expects you to get your shit together in january. Of all times

"What's your new years resolution" Survive. Ask me again when I'm not vitamin d deficient