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France calls Germany on his bluff

Germany tells France “Piss off or you’re going to catch these hands”

France points to his wall and say “You can’t do shit”

Germany looks at France’s wall; Then Belgium; Then Britain; Then Austria.

Britain tells Germany “Don’t even think about it mate”

Germany and Austria lock eyes and both nod in agreement.

Germany yells “SCHLIEFFEN” at the top of his lungs and punches Belgium in the face.

Belgium stumbles and gets Germany back.

Germany then tackles Belgium and sits on top of him and wails on his face.

Britain watches in horror and yells “BLOODY HELL MATE” and warns France.

Before France can react Germany rushes him and starts punching France.

France stumbles back and puts some distance between the two of them.

Instead of going for the cheap shot and ending he lets France square up.

Mean while Austria is playing the piano thinking he has lot of time before Russia gets to him.

Russia runs over and kicks Austria’s piano away from him.

Austria jumps up and yells “OH HELL NO” and punches Russia.

Russia stumbles and squares up.

Austria and Russia exchange hits.

Germany realizing that nothing is happening get creative and throws dirt in France’s eyes.

France covers his eyes and stumbles back.

Britain Catches up to France and get instantly punched by Germany.

Britain backs up and calls America.

America is siting back and watching the show; He is eating a cheeseburger, drinking a beer and is counting his money.

Britain ask America to get involved but he says “Hell no fam, I’m booming and I ain’t getting involved.”

Britain pulls the dad card.

America Sighs and sends supplies.

Germany notices this and tells America to piss off.

America say “No Fuck you, I do what I want. What are you going to do about it?”

Germany sighs and flips off America.

Germany punches France and France yells “I’m never giving up”

Germany growing tired realizes that this is going no where.

Germany shoves France and takes up a defense stance.

France goes to hit Germany and Germany deflects it and kicks France in the chest cracking a couple of ribs.

France stumbles and backs up.

Mean while Russia gets a good hit on Austria and falls to his knees calling for Germany.

Germany sighs and runs over and punches Russia causing him to fall down then Germany runs back to France.

Russia laying on the ground feels like its time for a change, He gets up and angrily returns home.

Germany resuming fighting France and Britain angry that nothing is happening.

Germany kicks America’s boats and says “I warned you”

America jumps up and yells “OH HELL NO YOU KRAUT MOTHER FUCKER”

Austria joins beside Germany and Fights France and Britain who are also side by side.

America sprints out of now where, jumps and drop kicks Germany out of no where.

Germany falls to the ground as Austria looks on in shock.

France quickly punches Austria sending him to the ground.

America grabs and pushes Italy.

America shouts at Germany to surrender or Italy gets it.

Italy starts to panic and pasta starts to fall out of his apron.

Germany sighs and surrenders.

Austria says that Germany talked him into in and runs away.

The allies turn to Italy trying to give them pasta.

America yells “I’M THE HERO” and starts eating cheeseburgers and drinking beer.

France starts blaming Germany.

Britain blames Germany while giving first aid to Belgium.

American says “it’s not all his fault its everyone’s”

Everyone in unison tells america to piss off.