dark phil strikes back

god i wish phil would come to my school steal my book and punch me

look i fuxking know dan and phil have known each other and been huge parts of each other’s lives for over eight years now but dan adding phil to his channels on youtube is like stab stab stab to my poor sad heart

every time i see fan art or fic portray dan as being dark/tan/brown/anything but the pasty white that he is, a piece of me physically dies. he’s white. pls stop 

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dan and phil being excited about the rainbow door is gay culture

me, sees pic of dan howell with straight hair: cutie!! me, sees pic of dan howell with curly hair: that is😈😈some😩heavenly stuff right there😩i am not worthy👀of those👀👏🏼👏🏼perfect👏🏼👏🏼curls👌🏼look at em👌🏼this sight😱is too good✨for me💘im lovestruck💘look at those👀chocolate waves 😜help me😩😫

cozy (adjective) - phil lester sleepin in a blanket with his glasses on while his bf takes pics of him