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Hello my name is Itztlacoliuhqui-Hizashi Hyuga and I'm a Horned White Weretiger
- Mod Cuphead
Cuphead: Fine then, Brocifer Devil: No Cuphead: Papa Sin Devil: Please no Cuphead: Devilette Devil: *visual disappointment*
Cagney: âIf weâre real Quiet, we can sneak over the Lifeboat.â
Werner: âOk.â
*They both scream as they reach the boat. as they jump they weâre Tossed back out of the boat; Tied Up to each other*
Brineybeard: âSo, you thought youâd skip out on old Brineybeard, did ya?â
Cuphead:Â What the hell are you made of?
Dr Kahlâs Robot:Â Metal and poor choices.

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Cuphead: (upstairs) ELDER KETTLE! MUGMAN CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!
Elder Kettle: Mugman, thatâs a penny.
Cuphead: WOHOO! IâM RICH!
Errands
(Elder Kettle exits out of the house.)
Mugman: (wringing his hands.) I hope Elder Kettle will be ok..
Cuphead: (pats Mugman on the back.) He will be fine, Mugs! And hey, if anything happens to him I guess Iâll be the new head of the family!
Mugman: ELDER KETTLE! PLEASE BE OKAY!
Cuphead: *thrusting into nothing* Look, Devil! Iâm doing it! Iâm doing it! The Devil: Get f*cked.
(Source: jallerbo)
I doN'T WANT THIS BLOG TO DIE
SORRY IâVE LOST MOTIVATION TO WORK ON THIS BLOG BUT IâLL POST SOME SUBMISSIONSâ
- Mod Cuphead
King Dice: *sitting in the Die House* Join me, boy, or youâre fired. Cuphead: It doesnât seem right. *holds up soul contracts* But it feels so good!
(Source: jallerbo)

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Trial at the Carnival
Beppi: The Ball of Truth has arrived! (Unveils Mangosteen)
Cuphead: Wait, is that Mangosteen?
Baroness von Bon Bon: What? No, no, no, no. This is the Ball of Truth.
Cuphead: That, my friend, is Mangosteen. We played with him at my sleepover.
Baroness von Bon Bon: YouâŚplayed with him? The Ball is not a game!
Mangosteen: WHO DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON?
Grim Matchstick: U-u-um, B-B-Baroness von Bon Bon! O-o-oh. (covers mouth and blushes)
(Source: Star vs. the Forces of Evil)
At one of Sallyâs shows
King Dice: Hey, baby, how about after the show, you and me go skipping? Cala Maria: (giggles) Oh, you wolves are all alike. No, Iâm terribly sorry, but you see Iâm going over to my grandmotherâs. King Dice: Ah, forget the old dragon! (clears throat, in a French accent) and fly with me to the Riviera. It will be a beautiful thing. I will give you diamonds, pearls, ermine. I will even give you a set of white sidewall tires. Whatâs your answer to that, babe? Cala Maria: (coyly) My answer isâŚ(suddenly screaming at the top of her lungs) NOOOOOOO! (crushes King Dice with her fist) (Source: Red Hot Riding Hood)
Psycarrot: Things canât get any god damn worseâŚ(turns around) OH FUCK, BERG!
Hilda: Well, hello PSY-CLOPS.
Psyclopscarrot: I havenât seen you in 30 years but you still look like a slut!
Hilda: Well I called you the other night but you were being a whiny bitch.
Psycarrot: You didnât talk to me!
Hilda: Well then, who the hell did I talk to??!
âThe other night.â
Hilda, on the phone: Hello you old piece of shit!
Weepy: (HYSTERICAL SOBBING.)
(Source: Brandon Rogers.)
Mugman: (sobbing) Look what you've done to my peonies!
The Devil: They're marigolds!Â
Cuphead: By god, I think he's right! They are marigolds!
Mugman: (still sobbing) I may not know my flowers...Â
Mugman: BUT I KNOW A B**** WHEN I SEE ONE!!!Â
Source: The Gay Deceivers
Mugman: Cuphead has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. WatchâŚhey Cuphead, who carved Mount Rushmore?
Cuphead:Â Gutzon Borglum. Then his son finished it.
Mugman: And where is it located?
Cuphead: I DONâT KNOW! Ecuador or something! Whatâs with all the questions!?
Dr. Kahl: So there is a savant half.
(Source: Dan Vs.)

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Cuphead: *picks up phone*
Phone: Hi! My name is Mary! Iâm right in front of your house.
Cuphead: *outside* WHERE ARE YA, PUNK?! *picks up phone*
Phone: M-My name is Mary-
Cuphead: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!
Phone: A-AT THE STATION!
Cuphead: DONâT RUN AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE-
Source: Pop Team Epic
Snap
Mugman: âBreaths deeplyâ Ok Cuphead, first, How could you lose your souls to the Devil?
Mugman: Secondly, How could you lose your souls to the the Devil?!
Mugman: AND THIRDLY-
Cuphead: âHow could I lose your souls to the Devilâ?
Mugman: No. ThirdlyâŚ. HOW COULD YOU LOSE YOUR SOULS TO THE DEVIL YOU PATHETIC GREEDY EXCUSE OF A LIVING BEING?!
Source:Â creativity