Keep Calm & Be a Nerd

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My mother is a die-hard conservative Republican. When I told her I had registered to vote, she rolled her eyes at me. When I asked why, she told me that “the worst thing for America is young, stupid liberals voting.” Liberals in the U.S. outnumber conservatives. The only reason Republicans win is because more of them vote. If you want us to win this upcoming election, get to the polls and vote, especially if you’re voting for Bernie Sanders in the primaries. Hillary has a lot more money and name recognition than Bernie does, so the primaries will be very important. Even if Bernie doesn’t win the primaries, Hillary being president will be a lot better than Donald Trump or Jeb Bush running this country further into the ground. Abstaining from voting in the general election because you don’t like Hillary will give the Republicans a victory on a silver platter and that is the worst thing that could happen right now.

Horror movies should include a blooper section to help people relax before bed

I bet the bloopers to paranormal activity are fucking gold I need to see them asap

that whole movie was a blooper

Ok Snape, Voldemort and Harry are the three brothers but do you realise that Dumbledore is Death ? He greeted Harry at King’s Cross and was the one behind Snape and Voldemort’s death.

*epic jaw drop*

old friend

Fuck man

He’s the one who gave Harry the invisibility cloak too

For fuck sake

And he had the stone and the wand too

HOW IS THIS BOOK SERIES STILL FUCKING ME UP. ITS BEEN YEARS. WHEN WILL I HAVE MY FREEDOM BACK JOANNE? WHEN???? 

How long does an owl live?

Six and a half books

No

No

TOO fUCKING sOON

‘There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder’ omg

These are gold

number 8 already knows what’s up.. they’re going places

he has been chosen

this is literally the beginning of space jam

I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages

THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.

how tumblr friendships are born