Nobody said it was easy.

When I am president, I will abolish. There will no longer be any.

You have my

🫡 Thank you for your

Why am I finding out just today that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo

📞 Woman With Evil Boobs is calling

omg its almost like all these bans stem from transphobia and sexism absolute shocker (smashes my head into a wall)

smoking my Bigarette

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

I've posted about this before but back home at my old job I used to get pho so fucking often that the owners of the place stopped asking me what I wanted and stopped handing me menus when I walked in. After I moved to NY and I could only go back to Chicago like once a year, I sat down and they gave me a menu and I was like "Oh no I already know what I want, can I get--" and they were like OHHH #36 WITH EXTRA NOODLES YOU'RE BACK and I almost cried

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version