Let's Just Ask Pinkie Tai~

@darkfiretaimatsu

Where's Pinkie Tai? Here I am! I'm an ordinary earth pony, and I used to be a big mope but now I just want to make friends! I like weird and dark things, a pony named Bedlam, and being friends with everypony I meet! Ask me things and I will answer them. =D P.S. There's a big spider on your shoulder.

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You guys remember that my strength stat is basically nil, right? I'd be lucky if I can even throw the empty bag of snacks~

I'm not sure this building even has stairs, which is going to complicate things even more~

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Pretty obvious outcome, even when you discount how unicorns match "fire" on the classical elements chart. (Pegasuses are air, earth ponies are obviously earth, and seaponies would be water if they were real~)

Anyways, we should get out of here before the owner gets back from lunch~

#Pinkie Tai #Random Bedlam

There's a fine line between horror and romance, you know. Let's see how many times we can cross it in five days!

Neither flashlights, masks, doors, or controlled shocks are gonna save you!

#Random Bedlam

The game is excellent! You can trust every hair on my fluffy $$$$-ing tail on that~!

Looks like you've been... outfoxed~!

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That's the scary part, isn't it? All this is because she's happy~

I'm jus' sayin', I don't see any Winter Moon Celebration marking that solstice, y'know~?

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My mod has her own priorities, I guess! So if you don't see me for a couple days, this is probably what happened~

It's not usually a problem like this, but this is the only one she needs the computer for! Everything else is on the Switch, which has battery life to limit playtime~

I guess the only thing to do is make sure she has fresh asks to tackle when she gets back~

#Pinkie Tai #Imp Taya

Of course I know it's 4 AM, took me three hours to walk over here after I got up, didn't it~?

And despite that, it's still hot out, so I had to come over here for drinks~

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Nice girl, that Bedlam! Unusual teeth! But the teeth are the only things in her head I can even begin to understand...

I think Pinkie Tai pawns her off on me when she no longer understands the conversations. I'm not much better, though!

#Random Bedlam #Colgate

Not that any of us really do business to need them! Except Colgate. She's, like, employed~

Which do you like best? Vote now on the attached form~

#Pinkie Tai #Random Bedlam #Mistery #Queen Chrysalis #Colgate #Podostroma

She ain't interested in that stuff, and that's fine! We got other things we like to do together!

I don't think Pinkie Tai has ever told a lie in her life, which is why she gets in all the trouble she does!

#Random Bedlam

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If you get me out, I'll grab whatever one's your favourite on my way down~

No, I don't have change of my own. If I did, I wouldn't be in this position, would I~?

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Do folks still say "pizza pie"? That's, like, a degree of separation right there~

I dunno if the Everfree is that wild. It's mostly a lot of monsters and unpredictable weathers and a cursed town out of time or two~

#Pinkie Tai

BALLOONS IS BALLOONS, YOU CAN EQUALLY FILL ME WITH WATER OR PUDDING!

ANYWAYS, I GOTTA GO WORK OFF THIS MYSTERIOUS PAUNCH. THAT'S WHY I'M OUTSIDE.

#Random Bedlam

But yeah, Colgate doesn't charge for any dental work. She does it for the love of the game~

If you're clever, you don't gotta pay for things you can't afford~

#Pinkie Tai

You can't even evolve me into something useful, you can only pour more copies of me into my low-tier trash stats~

I'm the only one-star pull in all of Ponyville, I guarantee you~

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I really don't get her hobbies, but I'm happy to participate in them with her. I mean, as long as I'm not the one undergoing the "physical symptoms"~

The secret with Podostroma is that she always mixes in something that suits her interests along with whatever she's doing for you~

#Pinkie Tai #Podostroma

They call 'em "coffee grounds" because they come out of the ground, you know~?

Remember, food expense is a parabola! Both the cheapest and most expensive are the worst tasting~

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