Let's Just Ask Pinkie Tai~

But yeah, Colgate doesn't charge for any dental work. She does it for the love of the game~

You can't even evolve me into something useful, you can only pour more copies of me into my low-tier trash stats~

I really don't get her hobbies, but I'm happy to participate in them with her. I mean, as long as I'm not the one undergoing the "physical symptoms"~

The secret with Podostroma is that she always mixes in something that suits her interests along with whatever she's doing for you~

They call 'em "coffee grounds" because they come out of the ground, you know~?

She's all about the mushrooms. Everything's gotta have a mushroom equivalent for her to enjoy~

Look, all I'm saying is that coffee isn't enjoyable until you can hear the crunch from all the sugar you've added~

I'm just the local public nuisance. I hold no titles or positions of power!

Must've gotten a corrupted postcard from Cinnabar or something~

We're not exactly close, either emotionally or biologically. We don't really run in the same circles~

In case you forgot, Chrysalis moved in after season 2 and has been using this as a second base ever since, especially after they foreclosed on her hive, or whatever the season 6 finale was about~

I don't booby trap my house, no more than any other pony does~

She only likes the mushrooms, the other plants don't interest her~

It really makes you think what type(s) zombies are, if they're weak to both Fire and Grass~

Oh no, the evil moon is crashing into the Earth again, what a totally un-frustrating way to play a video game~

If you're going to freeze to death either way, might as well go for the one that leaves you mostly intact, right~?

His brains are moistened, he's smiling, his crops are flourishing. He seems happier now, so I feel better~

It might vary depending on the particular variety, but fire should be fairly effective, unless your zombies are Water- or Rock-type or something~

Also, not only do we not have enough regular mysterious deaths around Ponyville to require a CSI team, we definitely don't have enough that require a mythology/folklore expert~