Let's Just Ask Pinkie Tai~

Everything else is a minimum, because you have to have a minimum of one to be alive and stuff~

Ironic, isn't it? You need a degree of strength to open the strength potion. And having hooves certainly doesn't help~

Now, I haven't actually seen the garbage down there, so it's not like it's falling directly into the Mirror Pool or anything~

You guys remember that my strength stat is basically nil, right? I'd be lucky if I can even throw the empty bag of snacks~

Pretty obvious outcome, even when you discount how unicorns match "fire" on the classical elements chart. (Pegasuses are air, earth ponies are obviously earth, and seaponies would be water if they were real~)

There's a fine line between horror and romance, you know. Let's see how many times we can cross it in five days!

The game is excellent! You can trust every hair on my fluffy $$$$-ing tail on that~!

That's the scary part, isn't it? All this is because she's happy~

My mod has her own priorities, I guess! So if you don't see me for a couple days, this is probably what happened~

It's not usually a problem like this, but this is the only one she needs the computer for! Everything else is on the Switch, which has battery life to limit playtime~

Of course I know it's 4 AM, took me three hours to walk over here after I got up, didn't it~?

Nice girl, that Bedlam! Unusual teeth! But the teeth are the only things in her head I can even begin to understand...

Not that any of us really do business to need them! Except Colgate. She's, like, employed~

She ain't interested in that stuff, and that's fine! We got other things we like to do together!

If you get me out, I'll grab whatever one's your favourite on my way down~

Do folks still say "pizza pie"? That's, like, a degree of separation right there~

BALLOONS IS BALLOONS, YOU CAN EQUALLY FILL ME WITH WATER OR PUDDING!

But yeah, Colgate doesn't charge for any dental work. She does it for the love of the game~