PirateGarden

all i want is to get hellsitegeneticsed. i want to know what kind of creature my post is. god i want it to be something cool sooooooooo bad do you think they have the genetic code for werewolves

so this is what it's like to be god's favorite

awow. awow. awow. bup bup bup bup bup

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

it's sorta funny (ignoring the horrors) that cis people can't be trusted with a deadname. any time someone tells me theirs I've forgotten it five minutes later, if you had names for your toes that would be far more interesting to me, but cis people get real "if you give a mouse a cookie" about it it

Most people won't slip up like that, the average cis person walks on eggshells so they don't accidentally reveal they're just humoring us out of a sense of obligation, they'll think about it and get even more anxious while doing that. This reinforces the wall between them and any insight into the situation.

does someone stand behind these people with a gun forcing them to type this shit where everyone can see it. what in the fuck is even going on

like IMAGINE just admitting this, under no duress

Yeah a comment like that goes in the tags, which are considered private. Fortunately that’s where it was

I get a notification for every note, including this one. They are very much not considered private, if anything you are sending them directly to me.

"the tags, which are considered private"

during my 2,000 years in military service upon the wartorn world of Bantok, we had a member of our unit named Private Tags who was so covered in skin tags you couldnt see his real face. Saying the tag arent private dishonors his memory in incomprhensibly vile ways, youre all going ot mega hell

ah PFC Tags. we miss him every day. war is hell

great post! funny how all the trans women are deleted

this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect

Consider a dragon so good at sneaking the only indication you get that she’s interested in what you’re cooking, or is even in the room, is a snout poking into your peripheral vision, followed by sniffing and a curious trill.

…consider a dragon so good at anxiety that when you jump out of your skin with surprise she gets scared and jumps as well and puts 4 horn shaped holes in the ceiling… sorry ;>>

dangling. stuck. not funny. get a ladder and pull her horns out please

the secret truth is that men and women are literally exactly the same

Omg the sweetest girl in the whole world sent me a friend request a bit too early into the relationship. Denied. Going on my list of sickening desperate fools.

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this

lifting up an embarrassed trans girl's tented skirt to reveal her wet neopussy

the internet is my kingdom and social media algorithms are my evil court eunuchs trying to poison me by lacing my cannibal pornography with sexually aggressive men and suicide encouragement