The Daily Delusions of Modernity

Sorry

Hi my name is Lestat de Lioncourt and I have thick, curly blonde hair that appears white under florescent light and reaches my shoulder, and grey eyes that sometimes are blue or even violet and a lot of people tell me I look like Sting (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to David Bowie but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin and always look very sensual. I'm also a singer, and I front a band called Satan's Night Out (I'm twenty-one). I'm a star (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly brocade. I love Wal-Mart and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and black leather pants, a long brocade coat and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking down Bourbon Street. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of plebs stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

I'm feeling very normal about them again