Dark Chrysalism

Six-year-old me trying to make inanimate objects move with my mind after watching Matilda

lolol i’m almost positive that figure is from a remedios varo painting. this is fucking art

this is how disability works in america

this might he the first time I’ve ever seen a meme on this site and thought “I should send this to my dad”

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

I’m wheezing

Big Dick Energy

pete buttigieg

How dare you drag Big Bird's name through the mud like that

I love that the show creator’s response to this was basically “Oh yeah. We forgot Jaskier isn’t immortal like the other main characters and probably should have aged him. Oops.”  

i for one vote that they just commit and make him immortal too

I thought Yen was just being catty about his crow’s feet, are you telling me they actually knew each other for decades??

He moisturizes.

Dermatologists hate him.

excuse me voldemorts what

Wait WHAT

I’m glad none of you read Cursed Child. Keep it up.

Oh he had a kid with Bellatrix didn’t you know?

I just realized I made it sound like Moldy Voldy fucked Palps and tbh I think it’s hilarious.

That’s the only way I can see it actually happening

Voldemort and Palpatine look like an old gay couple on grindr that are trying to get me to have a threesome with them 

The central irony is that this isn’t some hypothetical future–it’s just present day reality. This is a picture of two ordinary people going about their normal lives despite how haters want to politicize it lmao. So the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

why is this so fucky funny