★ THE SHOWRUNNER ★

my gender is. gay guy who's also a girl. girl who's a gay guy. gay guy who's a lesbian. lesbian who's a gay guy. person who is neither guy nor girl but also both and gay for both and people who are neither and both. fairy creature who knows not what gender is but what it can do for them in the human world. human to changeling gender affirming surgery. do you understand /s

on my knees begging people to realize saying that trans men are oppressed doesn't mean that trans women aren't oppressed

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

i TRIED to scoop up a guinea pig for my experiments but these FOOLS have been LICKING MY NOSE. my nose is NOT vegetable. QUIT IT!!!

it has come to my attention that "guinea pig" is a figure of speech.

i TRIED to scoop up a guinea pig for my experiments but these FOOLS have been LICKING MY NOSE. my nose is NOT vegetable. QUIT IT!!!

it has come to my attention that "guinea pig" is a figure of speech.

Behind a lab door you hear screeching and clanging that sounds like hell is being unleashed from in the research room and 10 minutes me and the scientist walk out smiling at eachother like idiots like "okay gotta check in on that test at 8pm tomorrow got it?"

Some sort of mind experiment and yes I'm cooperating but also I am heavily skewing your lab results because I'm asking "whadya think about this one" and choosing all the options I think you'd prefer because yea

COMPUTER, REPLACE ALL LUBE IN A 500 KILOMETER RADIUS WITH HYDROCHLORIC ACID.