ok so i love vega and have experience with paranoia so uhh here are my hcs
also i AM updating this frequently rn
hashtag vega getting so scared she starts crying over something that's not a big deal (i.e. not getting attention, a camera in a weird spot, tone of voice)
hashtag vega gets anxious when he's not in charge
hashtag vega is scared of cameras
hashtag my girl starts shivering when extra anxious and WILL hit you if you bring it up
hashtag prone to meltdowns
hashtag random bouts of extreme calm which scare him more than the fear
hashtag avoidant attachment
hashtag benign fasciculation syndrome (random muscle twitches, neurological issue)
hashtag delusion that cell towers broadcast her thoughts
hashtag if he was a monarch she'd have like fifteen of those guys whose job it was to taste food for poison
hashtag you know what fuck you also DID because i say so
hashtag extremely unstable appetite, she doesn't know but it's because of stress (he claims that it's "effecient" because "i don't even need to eat when i don't have food!!")
hashtag alcohol tolerance is non-existent
hashtag has the cringiest vocal stims, she'd say shit like "nya~~" or "your mother!!!" and not even notice
hashtag occasionally forgets that gender is a thing and is confused if/when people question hers
hashtag ruins all movie nights by asking "who's that again" or "why did they do that", ends up watching it on his own and getting a better understanding of it than the people who wrote it
hashtag /would/ have one of those boards with red string but claims it's "too obvious". refuses to elaborate on what that means.