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Had an abortion and the planned parenthood staff brought out a sombrero and a fried ice cream w a sparkler in it and sang a song about how I shouldn’t feel bad because the baby was ugly

did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage

I think Asian women should be allowed to nuke all white adult males wearing Japanese school uniforms and cat ears, actually.

i like that 13 reasons why's cultural impact is how poorly it handled suicide and sexual assault as well as inventing a new way for people to say they're going to kill themselves

we all love him and his name begins with e

Ethernet???

ovulation horny feels like being a tiny fairy living in a beautiful forest but period horny feels like ur a pig in a farm that is about to be slaughtered

Valerie, at some point: all I need is a fresh pack of Newports and a couple red bulls. if I had those right now, I'd probably be able to conquer the world in like an afternoon or so