Just a Silly little Gal

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

FLOWER ****AND**** GOOD WIFE BY MIKA MENTIONED, THIS POST IS CATERED TO *ME* *******SPECIFICALLY******** FUUUUUCCCCKK

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter

They don't know... they don't know Karl Smallwood (yes that is his real legal name) from popular YouTube channel Fact Fiend and article writer for Today I Found Out was the one who originally made this post because he was drunk (I think) and just felt like lying on Facebook (I think) and now people don't know it was him because people plagiarize or parrot his articles and posts all the time without credit