welcome to my fuck hoiuse

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

or fucking get killed by a ghoul five minutes into the skirmish i guess thats good also

breaking something by stepping on it is lowkey so embarassing, like damn here comes the deviantart giantess

Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”