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and since you're stopping by anyway, why not take a little look at my fics? i write on ao3 and have done work in many, many different fandoms! currently, you can find fics from the following;
who killed markiplier?
marvel (movies & comics)
wynncraft
faith
fnaf
ace attorney
the walking dead
star wars
paladins
dsmp (old, discontinued works)
below the cut i'm going to put more detailed descriptions of all of the fics i'm proudest of, so if any of the above fandoms interest you, take a little peek!!
as of 28/04/25, all my fics are archive-locked because of ai scraping. you will need an account to access them !!
WHO KILLED MARKIPLIER?
Deserve Better [2026 Rewrite]
currently ongoing!!! a rewrite of one of the first fics i ever uploaded to ao3, 7 years later. a sort of missing scenes collection, exploring the main four's childhoods, teenagehoods, mark and celine's marriage, the affair, the fallout from it, the build up to the party... eventually ending with a couple present-day darkstache scenes.
You can also read the original fic it's being based on here.
MARVEL (movies)
and daddy made a soldier out of me
currently ongoing!!!! the first fic of two in a big xmen au i've been putting together for two months now!! the au itself involves a lot of concepts and combines them to form a more complex retelling of first class, the ten year gap, and dofp. the changes to the story include; - cherik as soulmates - erik raising wanda and pietro, then him and charles raising them together - after the beach, wanda leaves with erik, and pietro stays with charles - the twins grow up apart (and erik doesn't get arrested, so he actually gets to raise wanda) - dofp reunites the family forcefully - angst ensues! - also, a few other mcu characters have been added into the storyline as alternate no powers/human versions to themselves to help with plot stuff. this means the inclusion of wandavision!!
OTHER FICS
oh, i will ruin you (it's a habit, i can't help it) - completed. a very short cherik one-shot!! they make out a bit. that's about it!
again and again and again and again - completed. a 5+1 exploring charles' post-first class depression era, from hank's perspective. lots of bitterness, lots of anger, lots of sad feels, and a bitter-sweet comfort ending
MARVEL (comics)
X Dances of Magneto
takes place during the 2021 hellfire gala. magneto dances with ten different people, and has ten different conversations. established cherik + storm/magneto hints. the major scenes outside of these are with moira, emma, betsy, kwannon, dani, lorna & wanda, with small cameos from a lot of other characters. sort of a character study.
OTHER FICS
Cogito, Ergo Sum - completed. my own take on the house of m storyline! mainly focused on stephen's perspective of things, also aiming to be more compassionate of wanda.
the stories that you keep inside your head - completed. a short one shot focusing on magneto, magda, anya, and years later, polaris !!
the one where scott summers makes lorna dane a hot chocolate back in the 60s - completed. a small one-shot that takes place after x-men (1963) #52 with some small changes. i've written lorna as being around 14 years old, removed the bobby romance subplot, and mainly focused on her dynamic with the team in the sense of... the x-men adopt their first traumatized mutant teenager of MANY
WYNNCRAFT
warm hands, cold hearts, gentle smiles (also holy shit is that bak'al over there?)
a fic which focuses on exploring the dynamics between the four twain brothers as kids + includes an appearance from wynncraft's favorite bitch boy. also, i made theorick less of a bitch by explaining WHY canon theo is such a bitch!
my legacy in death, your legacy in ice, our legacy in blood
a follow-up of sorts to the above fic, focusing on mael having to help nesaak post-theorick freezing it. the second half of the fic looks at the time mael spent training bob. all around lots of angst, some hurt/comfort in the second part, and a very, very bittersweet ending.
requiem
an x reader fic that has you, the player, take on the role of the villain. you team up with bak'al to take revenge on someone who has wronged you. the fic, and even its description, contains BIG spoilers for wynncraft's late-game quests, most notably a journey further and a hunter's calling. it also explores some dark and uncomfortable themes, please refer to all relevant warnings!! read at your own risk!
OTHER FICS
closer, then you're close enough to lose - completed. a short, slykaar/bob one-shot based in an au i came up with together with @meefys !!
FAITH
soul of christ (sanctify me)
a short fic which focuses on john and lisa's childhood, with a nice portion of catholic guilt and queer shame on the side (yes i projected onto john. no i am not sorry). very experimental but probably one of my personal fave works ever!!!
FNAF
THE SCRIPTVERSE
the scriptverse is a trilogy of scripts + a prose prequel which seeks to retell fnaf lore completely. it sticks to canon in some parts but deviates in others, so it will surprise you even if you know the lore inside out! i made my own changes to the timeline, mixed and matched stuff from the movie, books and games... overall, just a big revamp of the whole thing, all told through movie scripts!
the series is made up of:
MR AFTON, a william-focused first part retelling the missing children incident
MR SCHMIDT [act 1], a michael-focused sequel retelling william's trial shortly after
MR SCHMIDT [act 2], a massive third part to the series which deals with the fallout of the murder and the trial, michael meeting jeremy, ghosts showing up in the pizzeria, and michael finding out he has a sister he didn't know about! crazy stuff!
mr emily & ms schmidt, a prose prequel to the series which focuses on how henry, william and his wife clara met
ACE ATTORNEY
spiky twink rebooted - completed. a very silly highschool au chatfic. crack with minimal angst here and there to carry some plot along, but it's very low-stakes!
waiting for godot - completed. a three-part fic exploring mia and diego's story in ace attorney - before, during, and after his coma. angst with a bitter-sweet ending, missing canon scenes.
Object Class: Fey - completed. an ace attorney scp au, very miego focused with some light background narumitsu. does not represent my current quality or style of writing, but i still enjoy the story a lot and am proud of the fic as a whole!
Time Paradox at The Turnabout - discontinued. a time travel fic of sorts. various different versions of various different characters travel to one time period, hijinks ensue. not that well-written and was never completed, but you might enjoy the concept!
the adventures of spiky twink and the burger queen - discontinued. older version of spiky twink rebooted - read that one instead!
spiky twink extras - discontinued. companion piece to the above. short stories within the universe, essentially!
PALADINS
a city of self-fullfilling prophecies [paladins superhero au] - currently ongoing!!! a paladins superhero au that i've been putting together for years! major roles for a lot of characters - mainly ying, lex and maeve focused.
the scholar loved the scion // and the scion loved the scholar, but not in the same way - completed. a short fic exploring a one-sided relationship between lian and rei. hurt, and no comfort!
OTHER FICS
below you can find all my other fics - these i'm a little less confident in, because they're either older works or discontinued ones.
tommyinnit - dragonborn! - discontinued. dsmp skyrim au, sbi focused, secondary dream team focus. i really loved this fic and writing it but was forced to discontinue due to... stuff(tm). im still very passionate about the story and happy with what i wrote here, so i recommend it if you're into it.
The Between Dreams and Memories Series - discontinued. a complete retelling of the dsmp storyline. was planned to have 3 parts - same as above, forced to discontinue. contains 2 complete fics (part 1 and a spin off) and one unfinished fic (part 2 of the planned trilogy). one of the biggest fics on my account, a product of several years of work, and a very important work for me, even if its quality doesn't hold up. read if you wish!
a house full of serial killers VS the barbie movie starring margot robbie and ryan gosling - completed. a very very stupid creepypasta chatfic oneshot. i wrote it in one sitting because i was bored. it's nothing special, but it's pretty funny!
dance with the devil - completed. a very short dsmp oneshot, focusing specifically on c!niki and c!schlatt. im still pretty happy with how it turned out!
laughter [anidala] - completed. a short star wars one-shot i wrote for my girlfriend, focusing on ani and padme!
mutual hatred builds character - completed. a short the walking dead one-shot, focused on maggie and negan. NOT SHIP! i just think they're a fun duo to study like bugs
