Speak softly and carry a big stick; you'll go far

Reblog this if its okay for your followers to introduce themselves to you.

Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends

I MADE ACTUAL FRIENDS DOING THIS BEFORE

Please do!!!

Honestly I loveeee makin frannns! Please message me.

Introduce yourselves, I wanna meet y’all. ♥️

I’ve actually made friends this way

I want to meet you all!!! Please message me! I would love to get to know you more!!!

Yes ;0;

why not, id love to get to know some of you guys !!

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY

Ow

I don’t even care, y’all, I love my mom

My b, my mama my everything 🙌🏽🙏🏽

3.8 mil notes. I’m not risking that. Fuck no

not risking this either. I’m sorry!

I still skip over cracks so I don’t break my mothers back.Not riskingggggg

not my mama

🙄🙄

I hate this stupid post because I hate spam but I love my mama

Can this fucking post be deleted thnx

Must. Protect. MOMMY.

You mother fuckers

I don’t care if it’s fake, I love my mom. ❤️❤️

I may not like my mom but dont want her to die

Don’t add anymore it take too long on mobile!!!

My mother is only a mother. But my stepmom is my mom.

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

“are you ok?” lol fuck no

Quite honestly one of the sexiest posts I’ve ever seen on Tumblr…

Could not agree more!!!

💙💙

*pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid*

😳

Find a girl that smiles when you choke her

Reblog If you're bored and you want anonymous questions.

Reblog if ur a rotting, soulless, corpse with an overactive sex drive

me

Having sex in places you aren’t supposed to is one of the greatest joys in life.

Couldn’t scroll

I don’t give a fuck if this doesn’t suit your ‘theme’ have a heart and reblog.