Not the Intern

❛ Look at you. What do you believe in, huh? ❜

❛ I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you…stranger. ❜

❛ What gives you the right? What’s the difference between you and me? ❜

❛ Whenever you stitch yourself up, you do make a bloody mess. ❜

❛ Did you get mauled by a tiger? ❜

❛ That wasn’t exactly what I had in mind when I said I wanted to inspire people. ❜

❛ Who [name] spends her time with is her business. ❜

❛ We all know how much you like to say “I told you so.” ❜

❛ I make my own luck. ❜

❛ They’re trying to kill you, means we’re getting to them. ❜

❛ You’re not getting shot at, you’re not doing your job right. ❜

❛ But, you know, if you said you were rattled, we could take the rest of the day off. ❜

❛ I don’t get political points for being an idealist. I do the best I can with what I have. ❜

❛ How could you want to raise children in a city like this? ❜

❛ You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. ❜

❛ If I were sneaking out every night, someone would’ve noticed by now. ❜

❛ For obvious reasons, I couldn’t wait for your permission. ❜

❛ And I thought my jokes were bad. ❜

❛ I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off? ❜

❛ If it’s so simple, why haven’t you done it already? ❜

❛ If you’re good at something, never do it for free. ❜

❛ You think you can steal from us and just walk away? ❜

❛ If I get him to you, can you get him to talk? ❜

❛ I knew the risk when I took this job. ❜

❛ We wouldn’t wanna make things too easy, now, would we? ❜

❛ If you can tell me the Russian for “apply your own bloody suntan lotion.”. ❜

❛ You wanna know how I got these scars? ❜

❛ Let’s put a smile on that face. ❜

❛ Why so serious? ❜

❛ I think a simple phone call might have sufficed. ❜

❛ Oh, you mean, when they find out that you’ve helped us, they’re gonna kill you? ❜

❛ They’re all gonna come after you now. ❜

❛ Look at me. Look at me! ❜

❛ People will die. Starting tonight. I’m a man of my word. ❜

❛ Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of? ❜

❛ [name] may not know you well enough to understand you’re making fun of him, but I do. ❜

❛ You can’t ask me to wait for that. ❜

❛ You can’t leave me alone with these people. ❜

❛ It makes you think about things you couldn’t stand losing, about who you wanna spend your life with. ❜

❛ Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight’s entertainment. ❜

❛ You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father. ❜

❛ Well, hello, beautiful. ❜

❛ You look nervous. Is it the scars? ❜

❛ Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling. ❜

❛ You got a little fight in you. I like that. ❜

❛ You can’t protect me. You can’t even protect yourselves. ❜

❛ Criminals aren’t complicated. We just need to figure out what he’s after. ❜

❛ Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. ❜

❛ Some men just wanna watch the world burn. ❜

❛ Whatever you’re gonna do, do it fast. ❜

❛ You brought this craziness on us. You did! You brought this on us! ❜

❛ Is there someone, is there anyone in this town we can trust? ❜

❛ From one professional to another, you’re trying to scare somebody, pick a better spot. From this height, the fall wouldn’t kill me. ❜

❛ Heads, you get to keep your head. Tails…not so lucky. ❜

❛ You’d leave a man’s life to chance? ❜

❛ You’re the symbol of hope I could never be. ❜

❛ No one else will die because of me. ❜

❛ You can’t give in! ❜

❛ You once told me that if the day came when I was finished, that we’d be together. Did you mean it? ❜

❛ Don’t make me your one hope for a normal life. ❜

❛ If you turn yourself in, they’re not gonna let us be together. ❜

❛ People are dying. What would you have me do? ❜

❛ Accomplice? I’m gonna tell them the whole thing was your idea. ❜

❛ The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming. ❜

❛ He’s not being a hero. He’s being something more. ❜

❛ This is your life. You can’t leave something like that to chance. ❜

❛ You can’t stop here. We’re like sitting ducks! ❜

❛ Come on. I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. Hit me! ❜

❛ You do like to play things pretty close to the chest. ❜

❛ I’ve got a date with a pretty upset girlfriend. ❜

❛ No matches on prints, DNA, dental. No name. No other alias. ❜

❛ Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. ❜

❛ I’m sorry, I couldn’t risk your safety. ❜

❛ Does it depress you, to know just how alone you really are? ❜

❛ If we’re gonna play games, I’m gonna need a cup of coffee. ❜

❛ Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can’t feel the next… ❜

❛ You wanted me. Here I am. ❜

❛ I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint. ❜

❛ But I know the truth. There’s no going back. You’ve changed things. Forever. ❜

❛ I don’t wanna kill you. What would I do without you? ❜

❛ Don’t talk like one of them. You’re not. Even if you’d like to be. ❜

❛ When the chips are down, these civilized people…they’ll eat each other. ❜

❛ See, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve. ❜

❛ You have all these rules, and you think they’ll save you. ❜

❛ The only sensible way to live is without rules. ❜

❛ You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength. ❜

❛ How many of your friends have I killed? ❜

❛ It’s gonna be fine. It’s gonna be all right. They’re coming for you. ❜

❛ Do you wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savor all the little emotions. ❜

❛ You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. ❜

❛ I’m sorry to let you down. If you lose your faith in me, please keep your faith in people. ❜

❛ Things always get worse before they get better. ❜

❛ Why should I hide who I am? ❜

❛ This town deserves a better class of criminal, and I’m gonna give it to them. ❜

❛ Tell your men they work for me now. ❜

❛ Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. ❜

❛ It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message. ❜

❛ Everything burns. ❜

❛ Do I really look like a guy with a plan? ❜

❛ You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it. ❜

❛ Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. ❜

❛ Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair. ❜

❛ Don’t watch a whole lot of news, do you? ❜

❛ Shouldn’t you be out there, you know, doing something? ❜

❛ This is too much power for one person. ❜

❛ I’ll help you this one time. But consider this my resignation. ❜

❛ Look, if I tell you, will you let me go? ❜

❛ What exactly did you think they were gonna do? ❜

❛ It’s not that simple. It never is. ❜

❛ Ah, you made it. I’m so thrilled. ❜

❛ You don’t wanna die, but you don’t know how to take a life. ❜

❛ We really should stop this fighting, otherwise we’ll miss the fireworks. ❜

❛ And here we go. ❜

❛ Can’t rely on anyone these days. You gotta do everything yourself. Don’t we? ❜

❛ You just couldn’t let me go, could you? ❜

❛ This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. ❜

❛ I think you and I are destined to do this forever. ❜

❛ Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push. ❜

❛ You wouldn’t dare try to justify yourself if you knew what I’d lost. ❜

❛ Have you ever had to talk to the person you loved most, tell them it’s gonna be alright, when you know it’s not? ❜

❛ It’s not about what I want, it’s about what’s fair! ❜

❛ You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. ❜

❛ People will lose hope. ❜

❛ A hero. Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed. ❜

❛ Because sometimes the truth isn’t good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. ❜

some of these I have collected from random sites & some are from a post that I can’t find .  Feel free to add on / specify as much as needed !♡

What are their 5 most recent google searches?

What is their love language?

What websites do they use the most?

List 5-10 sleep/bedtime related headcanons!

What’s their texting style like?

What do they call their parents? 

When they’re overwhelmed / upset, what do they do to calm themselves? what could someone else do to calm them?

Do they believe in ghosts? What is their opinion on the supernatural?

Do they still have a blankie, doll or stuffed animal that they’ve kept from their childhood? 

List 5-10 songs that remind you of your muse!

If your muse has powers, do they like them? what’s their favorite thing to use them for? 

How does your muse handle emotions? what does it take to get your muse to cry? what are they like when they’re angry?

Does your muse cuss? do they do it a lot? what usually makes them cuss? if they don’t, why not? if they do, what are their favorite cuss words? 

List 5-10 appearance related headcanons!

How does your muse handle distressing and/or overwhelming situations? 

What is a fear they won’t admit to anyone?

How does your muse handle blame/guilt? do they avoid it? find something/someone else to blame?

What are the last 5 texts they sent and who are they to? 

What is on your muses phone? ( apps , photos , contacts , notes , most used emoijs .etc )

What do they usually use to text people? ( skype , discord , whatsapp .etc ) 

Who’s their favorite parent? why them and not the other?

What’s their usual body temperature? are they always hot/cold? do they easily become one of these?

Put us in your muses house! is there a specific squeaky floorboard? what does the house usually smell like? is it messy/clean? if they have more than one bathroom, which one do they use the most? list what the vibe is usually like there or any headcanons about their home!

Do they still watch cartoons? if so, what are their favorites?

What would your muse be like in a apocalypse setting? if they already are, what would they be like in a world where there wasn’t one?

What are some vocal headcanons you have? do they have a stutter? a vocal tic? do they stumble over their words or use a lot of ‘uh’s and ‘um’s? do they have a word they like to say a lot?

What’s your muses preferred form of transport and why? 

If your muse went through something traumatic, what are some things they usually avoid now? how are they handling things now compared to how they did when it first happened?

How do they usually greet people ( people they know , don’t know .etc )

What are their grandparents like? does your muse like them?

What are they like in a relationship? what are some dating headcanons you have?

How does your muse react to affection? do they like it or not? are they touch starved? what is their favorite form of physical affection? 

How many times do they shower? what do they think about? do they sing?

Is there somebody they haven’t been able to forgive? What did they do? Do they want to forgive them?

Do they pick wildflowers?

If they talked in their sleep, what weird jumble of words would come out?

What’s their handwriting like? is it easy to read or messy? 

What are some nicknames they have for other characters in their universe?

What are their Christmases usually like? what about Halloween? 

Write out their last nightmare as a short scene.

How does your muse handle bad people? are they a fighter? do they avoid conflict?

Give us a excerpt from their diary!

When does your muse ask for help? ( when things get bad , before they get bad .etc )

What are some trinkets your muse has?

On a road trip, are they the driver, the DJ in the passenger seat, or one of the people eating snacks and huddled under the bags in the back?

What type of friend is your muse? 

Is your muse open about their struggles or do they bottle everything up? why?

List some things that remind you of your muse! ( the forest , books , rain .etc )

Do they sleep in normal clothes or pajamas? To what degree are they clothed?

What would it be like to live with your muse? ( as a family member , roommate , lover .etc )

When they sneeze: hand, elbow, shirt or nothing?

Their crush asks them to dance and pulls them to the dance floor. How do they react? Do they try to hide their feelings? And most importantly, do they dance?

In a found family setting, what is your muse? are they the protector? the baby? 

What is their body language like when sleepy?

What game are they terrible at playing?

Do they have a sensitive spot/s?

Where is their favorite place to be kissed?

What is their body language like when they are stressed? 

How are they like when they cry? does their nose get clogged to the point that it’s hard to breathe? do they hiccup when they cry? do they try to stay quiet? are they a loud cryer or a silent cryer?

What is their discord profile like? ( profile picture , name , servers )

Would your muse ever partake in a séance? have they? if so, what happened and would they do it again? if not, why?

What is their go-to crying song/s?

What was the last dream they had? 

Does your muse ever want kids? if so, how many and would they adopt? if not, why? 

What type of tiktoks do they watch? 

What is your muses opinion on glitter? 

How does your muse laugh? is it infectious? quiet? obnoxious?

How does your muse handle a nightmare? do they go tell someone? ask to sleep with someone? stay awake? go back to sleep?

If your muses life has drastically changed, do they wish they could go back to how it was before? what would they do if things suddenly went back to then?

What are some unique talents your muse has that no many people can do?

How much does your muse care? would they die for the ones they love? 

Does your muse know how to cook? are they good or bad?

Is your muse good at taking care of themselves? or do they need constant reminders to eat/drink/rest?

Like Right Fucking Now.

They are in caucus.

If you have a moment go here?

Flood your them with emails. Flood them with calls. I’ve called 3 offices already and gotten human people who were very polite. Say “Hi I’m blank the American Association of Pediatrics and other major medical associations support HRT for minors being legal and so do I. Vote No on SB 140.”

Send a Symbol, and they’ll tell you about:

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