Running Doom on a toaster

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

17. Never attribute malice to my daughter which can be equally be attributed to ignorance.

18. The human whose name is written on my daughter shall die

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

If I don’t reblog this, just assume I’m dead.

Battle Against a Powerful Clown

This is fucking just the average Space Station 13 round soundscape

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.