My girlfriend and I are laying quietly in the pitch black bedroom. In a soft whisper with no inflection, I said, âSomeone is here.â
My girlfriendâs whole body stiffens and they go, âWhat the FUCK!â
They didnât feel the little kitty feet I felt or have the context so instead of understanding a cat was joining us in bed they thought I was signaling the start of a horror movie.














