the ghost with the most

bi people have so many powers and can cast so many spells

“i can fix him” “i can make him worse” im at the gas station yall want anything

I don't think the effeminately-dressing, jewelry-wearing prettyboys on tiktok are predatory or problematic or whatever but I do believe they act and talk in nonsensical ways and were perhaps conjured by a sorcerer

okay i’ll bite. chomp even. kill perhaps. maybe even maim

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

repeat after me: spraying me with a spray bottle will not deter me from any activities. if i am on a counter or in a pantry, and i am sprayed by a spray bottle, i will enjoy it. being misted feels nice and is good for my skin. kill politicians.

got a 12 hour ban from twitter for posting this there

Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.

no offense op but this is the least relatable post on this entire website